Glen T. Winstein

Subtitle

Glenster's Side 3

  The Ballad of Gay Tony

  Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto:_The_Ballad_of_Gay_Tony

  VI  The missions

  VI.1  "The Ballad of Gay Tony" mission tree and storyline choices

  Mission tree for TBoGT
  http://en.wikigta.org/wiki/Mission_tree_%28GTA_The_Ballad_of_Gay_Tony%29

  Robert Rusk walk-through
  http://db.gamefaqs.com/console/xbox360/file/grand_theft_auto_iv_bogt_b.txt

  "IV," TLaD, and TBoGT take place in 2008 with some songs indicating that
TBoGT possibly extends into 2009.


  VI.2  In the Beginning....  (cutscene intro)

  The cutscene starts with Luis' scene in the heist of the Bank of Liberty seen
in "Three Leaf Clover" in "IV."
  http://gta.wikia.com/Three_Leaf_Clover

  Luis Fernando Lopez: Mario D'Leon  Mario played Keys Reddick in nine 2009 epi-
sodes of the TV soap opera "One Life to Live," a Somalian Boat Captain in two
2010 episodes of the TV series "Law & Order: Criminal Intent," Vix Top Gun in a
2010 episode of the TV series "The Onion News Network," El Diablo's Entourage/
Boxer in the unaired pilot and a 2011 episode of the TV series "Lights Out,"
Mooney Thug and Underling in three 2014 episodes of the TV series "Gotham," a
a Bodyguard in a 2014 episode of the TV series "White Collar," etc.  He's also
done stunts for a lot of shows and the game GTA "San Andreas," 2004.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1595951/

  Eugene Reaper: Michael Ray Bower  Michael played Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen in
the 1991-1992 TV series "Salute Your Shorts," Fat Schlub in a 2007 episode of
the TV series "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," Lo-Fat in a 2010 episode of the
TV series "The X-Files," supplied a local population voice for the 2010 game
"Red Dead Redemption," provided Additional Voices for the 2011 game "Star Wars:
The Old Republic," played Barry in a 2014 episode of the TV series "Tim and
Eric's Bedtime Stories," etc.  He was also the writer, executive producer, di-
rector, and star of the 2012 Internet series "Focus the Series."  He here re-
prises his role of Reaper from GTA "IV," 2008.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0100989/
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Ray_Bower

  Patrick "Packie" McReary: Ryan Johnston  Ryan played Frankie Desmopoulis in
the play "Flags" by Jane Martin (Odyssey Theatre Ensemble, Los Angeles, CA),
played Jonathan Miller in a 2002 episode of the TV series "The District," sup-
plied the voice of Shadow Wolf for the 2010 Rockstar San Diego game "Red Dead
Redemption," supplied the voice of Packie before for GTA "IV,", 2008, and later
for "Grand Theft Auto V," 2013.  He was also an associate producer for the 2014
documentary "Print the Legend."
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0426833/
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Grand_Theft_Auto_IV_characters#Packie_
McReary

  Derrick McReary: George Feaster  George (role?) was in the movie "Surviving
Desire," 1993, played Larry in the 2000 short "The Bookie's Lament," played Jeff
Morris/1999 and Johnny Fagan/2004 in two episodes of the TV series "Law & Or-
der," played Alonso Hearne in a 2011 episode of the TV series "Law & Order:
Special Victims Unit," appeared as himself in the documentary "Misfire: The Rise
and Fall of the Shooting Gallery," 2013, etc.  George reprised his role of Der-
rick from GTA "IV," 2008.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0269929/
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_characters_in_Grand_Theft_Auto_IV#Der
rick_McReary

  Michael Keane: Pete O'Connor  Pete played Justin in "The Birds and the Bees,"
2001, Mark in "Jailbait," a play by Deirdre O'Connor (Cherry Pit Theater, NYC),
March 2009, Frank's Buddy in a 2015 episode of the TV series "Flesh and Bone,"
Billy Rogers in two 2015 episodes of the TV series "Public Morals," etc.  Mi-
chael Keane is an associate of the McReary brothers.  Pete reprised his role of
Pete from GTA "IV," 2008.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3009763/
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_characters_in_Grand_Theft_Auto_IV#Mich
ael_Keane

  Niko Bellic ("IV") and Johnny Klebitz (TLaD) are seen as Luis walks through
Algonquin.

  "TBoGT - I Luv LC (All Possibilities)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0nN3DlRLcg


  Tony Prince's missions

  VI.3  I Luv LC

  Tony Prince: David Kenner who here used the stage name D.B. Cooper.  David
played Mark in the 2011 short "Follow the Leader."  He's uncredited for supply-
ing a voice for "IV," 2008, and TLaD, 2009.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3363430/

  Wikipedia: "D. B. Cooper is a media epithet popularly used to refer to an un-
identified man who hijacked a Boeing 727 aircraft in the airspace between Port-
land, Oregon, and Seattle, Washington, on November 24, 1971, extorted $200,000
in ransom (equivalent to $1,160,000 in 2015), and parachuted to an uncertain
fate."
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._B._Cooper

  Vince Pelosi: John Tormey  John played Louie in "Ghost Dog: The Way of the
Samurai," 1999, supplied the voice of Vincenzo in the game "Mafia: The City of
Lost Heaven," 2002 (I wrote a walk-through for that), played Frank in a 2002
episode of the TV series "Third Watch," Herbert Dinkleman in the 2005 short "Dog
Eat Dog," supplied the voice of Harrison for the game "The Warriors," 2005, etc.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0868110/
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Tormey

  Rocco Pelosi: Greg Siff  Greg played Romeo in a 1997 episode of the TV series
"Late Night with Conan O'Brien," played Tony in a 2001 episode of the TV series
"The Andy Dick Show," played Eric's Fan for a 2002 episode of the TV series
"Saturday Night Live," Holden Hills in a 2004 episode of the TV series "Girl-
friends," appeared as himself for the 2010 short "Sequential Paint," wrote, di-
rected, produced, and played the Artist for the short "Kissing, Lying, Crying,"
2013, reprised the role of Rocco for GTA "V," 2013, etc.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0797373/
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregory_Siff

  Troy: Robert Bogue  Robert played Jason Cramer in five 1999-2000 episodes of
the TV series "Oz," played Ed Restuccia in a 2001 episode of the TV series
"The Sopranos," A.C. Mallet for 338 2005-2009 episodes of the TV soap opera
"Guiding Light," provided the voice of Red Harlow for the games "Red Dead Re-
volver," 2004, and "Red Dead Redemption," 2010, supplied the voice of Steve
Haines for the game GTA "V," 2013, etc.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0091931/
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bogue

  Dessie: Wilhelm Lewis  Wilhelm supplied the voice of a ped for the GTA game
"San Andreas," 2004, the oice of one of The Dealers for the game "The Warriors,"
2005, Karl Branting for the game "Bully," 2006, played the Head Wedding Photo-
grapher in "American Gangster," 2007, added a voice to the Local Population for
the game GTA "V," 2013, etc.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1724546/
 
  Henrique Bardas: J. Salome Martinez Jr.  Salome played Cpl. Jeffrey 'Dirty
Earl' Carisalez in seven 2008 episodes of the TV series "Generation Kill,"
Jesus "Chuy" Sanchez in "Ilegales,"2010, Todd Shipley in a 2011 episode of the
TV series "Castle," the Gang Unit Detective in a 2012 episode of the TV series
"Chicago Fire," etc.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1813199/

  Armando Torres: Jaime Fernandez  Jaime appeared as himself in four 2010-2011
episodes of the TV series "Latino 101," played Minnow-Lo/2013 and Count Fleming/
2013 (three times) in the TV mini-series "The Ghouligans! Mini Series," appeared
as himself in the 2014 short "Studio Heads," played Dario in a 2015 episode of
the TV series "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit," etc.
  https://twitter.com/j_fernz
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3687887/

  Luis Lopez, our protagonist and bouncer, and his boss, club manager Tony "Gay
Tony" Prince, are held up for back payment for a loan by two Ancellotti Mafia
mobsters--Vince and Rocco Pelosi--in Tony's apartment.

  Have Luis use Tony's Schafter to drive him from his apartment over Ranch on
the north side of Feldspar St. west of Columbus Ave., Little Italy, Algonquin,
to one of his two clubs, Hercules, which is on the east side of Galveston Ave.
south of Lorimar St., Westminster, Algonquin.

  Tony talks to the doorman Troy about a very important client (possibly Clay
Jackson).
  http://gta.wikia.com/Clay_Jackson
  http://gta.wikia.com/I_Luv_LC

  Have Luis drive Tony to his other club, Maisonette 9, which is on the west
side of Galveston Ave. north of Jade St., Westminster, Algonquin.

  Tony tells Luis to work the floor.  We're introduced to several of the activi-
tie of the club (covered below).  Luis has $500 and a Combat pistol.

  Tony calls Luis to tell him to help with a problem at the door.  The doorman
Dessie won't let Luis' friends Henrique Bardas and Armando Torres in the club
because they aren't dressed good enough.  Luis tells Dessie to go inside and
handles it himself.  Tony goes by and agrees that Henrique and Armando aren't
dressed good enough to enter the club.
  Dress code, etc.:
  maisonette9.com

  Have Luis drive Henrique and Armando to the Heights on the west side of Ves-
pucci Circus north of Xenotime St., Northwood, north Algonquin.  On the way we
learn that Luis had been in prison for dealing drugs and Henrique and Armandos
don't think they can aspire to better than doing crime jobs for Luis.  After
you have Luis drop them off he calls them "mama huevos" which is a derogatory
Spanish term for homosexuals.
  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mamahuevo

  Have Luis drive to his apartment on the east side of Galveston Ave. south of
Wardite St., North Holland, Algonquin.  It has a parking space, TV, wardrobe
closet, and a bed for saving games.
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Intro & Mission #1 - I luv LC [100%] (1080p)"
by GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l0OU5CvDF0
  "TBoGT - I Luv LC (All Possibilities)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0nN3DlRLcg

  You see your score for various aspects of the mission on the screen (see
VI.4).  For 100% in this mission you need:

  Mission completed in 4:30 or less
  Luis has 0% damage
  Luis' vehicle has less than 10% damage
  http://gta.wikia.com/I_Luv_LC

  Luis likes the Electro-Choc radio station in a Taxi.

  Just because I don't know where else to list this:

  Hotdog Vendor: Franceska Clemens  Franceska also supplied the voice of Lizzies
for the 2005 game "The Warriors," Other V Rock Voice/Commercial Voice for the
2006 game "Vice City Stories," Ms. Rushinski, Asylum Inmate for the 2006 game
"Bully," Pawns of the Project for the 2007 game "Manhunt 2," Pedestrian and Cut-
scene Dialogue for the 2009 game TBoGT, Pedestrian/Background Character for the
2010 game "Red Dead Redemption," etc.
  http://www.mobygames.com/developer/sheet/view/developerId,163639/
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1748349/

  Luis calls Tony who says the clubs go smoother with Luis' help.

  Tony sends a text message to meet him at his apartment or at Maisonette 9 de-
pending on the time of day.

  Later an icon of a home with an M appears on the radar/in-game map for Momma's
missions.


  VI.4  100% Score

  Thanks to Robert Rusk for most of the information below.
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396

  At the end of each mission you see your score for Mission Replays, Time, Play-
er Damage, Accuracy, and Headshots.  Press Enter to see the target scores.

  In your initial play-through you might just focus on passing a mission as for
previous GTAs.  But after completing the main story missions you can have Luis
use his phone, select "Missions," choose one to repeat, and try to improve your
score.  You can focus on getting 100% for a specific requirement and it will
stand while you work on another.  A requirement will be marked as a new record
or checked off in green if you've attained 100% for it.  You might consider this
a reward that adds to the replayability of the game.

  Scoring high for these aspects isn't a requirement for getting 100%.  When you
get 80% or higher for each mission you get the "Past the Velvet Rope" Achieve-
ment and when you get 100% for all of them you get the "Gold Star" Achievement.
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony All Missions 100% - Full Game Walkthrough (HD)"
by ThirstyHyena
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cskpFIWLQo

  VI.4.a  Mission Replays

  After the last main mission, "Departure Time," you can have Luis bring up his
phone, go to Mission, and select a mission--your current score is shown.  By
that time you can take advantage of better weapons and unlimited ammo.  Luis'
current weapons and ammo are used.  You don't get his current vehicle and don't
have him use a Taxi since it voids the effort.

  Luis starts after the first cutscene with full Armor and Health.  In most mis-
sions you hear one of the dialogue possibilities as you have Luis drive to his
your destination until after a few play-throughs.

  VI.4.b  Time

  Every mission is timed.  Since you can focus on this alone you might have Luis
use the most powerful weapons, even explosive weapons, and drive faster than
usual.  The GPS routes suggested obey one way street rules, don't consider al-
leys, etc., so pause the game to look at the map and use shortcuts.

  Robert Rusk recommends this shortcut to have Luis go from Algonquin to the
BOABO area (or back if you do this in reverse).  Have Luis go east across the
southern stretch of the East Borough Bridge, go right at the Liberty Rock Radio
billboard to go down a grassy slope to Valley Forge Ave./Hooper St., go south on
Valley Forge Ave. past Stone St., and continue ahead through the gap in a brick
wall toward the Creek St Diner to get onto Creek St.

  "GTA 4 The Ballad of Gay Tony | Speedrun 2:03:16" by Joi zi
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A01x-pW6Tig

  "GTA4 The Ballad of Gay Tony Speedrun (1:48:57). Part 1" by MSuraev
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzgcw_-iKVE

  VI.4.c  Player Damage

  Make sure Luis has full Health by the end of a mission.  Protect his Health
with Armor and boost his Health to 100% before ending the mission.

  VI.4.d  Accuracy

  Make sure Luis hits an enemy anywhere on their body with 100% of his shots.
Having him kill an enemy with explosive weapons or by blowing up their vehicle
doesn't count so brings down your percentage but it counts if the enemy causes
the explosion.

  VI.4.e  Headshots

  Some missions require Luis to use headshots.  Have him use the Carbine rifle
or Advanced MG.

****


  VII  Preliminaries for TBoGT

  VII.1  Save places and parking spaces for TBoGT

  Luis can also save vehicles at any of the parking spaces provided by "IV" and
TLaD.

  On the west side of Mohawk Ave. south of Bart St., Hove Beach, Broker (Niko's
       first place)
  On the east side of Joliet Ave. north of Rocket St., South Bohan (Malorie's
       cousin's place
  On Albany Ave. near the intersection with Pyrite St., Middle Park East, Algon-
       quin (Roman's second place)
  On the south side of Mahesh Ave. west of Rand Ave., Alderney City (Ray Bocci-
       no's apartment)
  On the south side of Xenotime St. east of Galveston Ave., Northwood, Algonquin
       (Playboy X's place)
  On the south side of Berners Rd. between Aspin Dr. and Vitullo Ave. (The Lost
       Clubhouse from TLaD), Acter, Alderney.
  On the north side of Emery St. west of the west end of Tinderbox Ave., south
       Tudor, Alderney, (the place taken from Brian in TLaD).
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396


  VII.2  Cell phone

  This works the same as for "IV" and TLaD.  In TBoGT you have Luis call one of
his two friends, choose Hang Out, then pick from activity locations on the ra-
dar/in-game map for the three o them instead of picking an activity on the
phone.  There isn't a friend (like Roman or Angus) you have Luis call regularly
to keep up on their outlooks on missions and other characters of the game.


  VII.3  Internet

  This works the same as for "IV" and TLaD.  As with those, have the protagonist
respond to Emails regularly, and check stories on news sites, to learn more
about him and other characters of the game.


  VII.4  50 Seagulls  TLaD

  Killing 50 Seagulls adds to 100% completion and the Innovation motorcycle ap-
pears at the Clubhouse by the side door.

  They glow red and squawk.  You can't kill them with Fist or a melee weapon.

  Thanks to Rusk for recommending using the Drug Wars as wanted rating exploits
as a time to do this without causing a wanted rating.  Use the Stash or Stickup
scenarios.  Let Armando and Henrique be killed then kill everybody else and take
the Stash.  Once on another island any pursuit will stop.
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396

  On PC, you could also use the Simple Trainer (turn off the wanted system,
teleport to Seagulls, etc.).

  50 Seagulls

  Alderney

  1. It's on a rock on the beach just northwest of the most eastern projection
of coast (the tall rock with someone doing Tai Chi) of Alderney, east Westdyke.
  2. It's on a rock by the south side of the base of the square plaza entered
from the southern of two driveways on the north side of Manzano Rd. west of Long
John Ave., west Leftwood.
  3. It's on the roof of the parking lot attendant shed on the east side of Bab-
bage Dr. south of Fleming St., east Berchem.
  4. It's on a big rusty tee pipe fitting with a valve in an area with two tall
tanks and a low brick wall around them inside the west curve of Toggle Ave.,
northeast Acter Industrial Park.

  Happiness Island, Algonquin, Colony Island

  5. It's on a round wood post at the southern dock of the pier at the northwest
side of Happiness Island.
  6. It's on an overhead beam of the southern partial roof over the road indi-
cated on the radar/maps by a 90 degree angled grey area on the most southern
projection of land with piers on the west coast of Algonquin.  Going southwest
from the yellow and black post under the northeast end of the roof, the pigeon
is above the area between the 3rd and 4th posts in The Exchange near the border
of Castle Garden City.
  7. It's on the ground of a Castle Garden City plaza at the northeast side of
the inlet of piers north of Seagull 6.  The cul de sac at the south curve of
Castle Dr. points at the gull.
  8. It's on the lawn south of the intersection of South Parkway and Albany
Ave., Castle Gardens.
  9. It's on a mooring bollard at the coast of Castle Gardens south of the pro-
jection of land used for Higgins Helitours.
  10. It's on a handrail of the western of the two sets of steps on the south
side of the Pier 45 mall indicated on the radar/maps by a "#" marking on the
projection of land at the coast of Fishmarket South.
  11. It's on overhead beam in front of the entrance doors of the EE building at
north Barium St./east Columbus Ave., The Exchange.
  12. It's near the second floor of a building on scaffolding on south Diamond
St. at east Bismarck Ave., Chinatown.
  13. It's head high on the base of Roman columns on the north side of Bridge
Lane South at Albany Ave., Chinatown.
  14. It's on the roof of the blue parking lot attendant shed on the south side
of Emerald St. south of the south end of Luddite Row, Chinatown.
  15. It's at the edge of the roof of FUDZ'S on the west side of Luddite Row
just south of Garnet St., Lower Easton.
  16. It's on the porch roof of the Lopez Food Center on the corner of north Em-
erald St./east Bismarck Ave., Chinatown.
  17. It's on the sidewalk by a door between the Italian FOOD CENTER and the
Risorate on the west side of Brown Pl. just south of Feldspar St., Little Italy.
  18. It's on the east edge of the low planter used as a lane divider in the
middle of Garnet St. on the west side of Frankfort Ave., Suffolk.
  19. It's on the sidewalk by a support column for an abandoned elevated subway
track on the north side of Hematite St. east of Galveston Ave., The Meat Center.
  20. On the guard rail at the southeast corner of the observation deck of Rot-
terdam Tower.  Enter it on the west side of Denver-Exeter Ave. south of Hematite
St., The Triangle.
  21. Same as 20 except it's on the south guard rail.
  22. It's on the sidewalk of east Columbus Ave. north of Garnet St. south of Al
Dente's, The Triangle.
  23. It's on the tone rail at the far edge of the sidewalk on the south side of
Hematite St. where it crosses over Union Drive East, Presidents City.
  24. It's on the lawn near the coast east of the north edge of the big aban-
doned building that's on the south side of Colony Island.
  25. It's in the blocked of area with big green pipes north of the east end of
the nameless east-west grey brick street in the middle of Colony Island.
  26. It's on the low wall around the big statue of the upper half of Neptune on
the south side of Jade St. at Columbus Ave., Easton.
  27. It's near the west end of the first alley south of Jade St. on the east
side of Galveston Ave., Westminster.  The alley is across the street from Mai-
sonette 9.
  28. It's on a sheet metal fence atop a guard wall on the outside of the side-
walk on the east side of Galveston Ave. south of Lorimar St, Westminster.
  30. It's on the edge of the south side of the upper roof of the little news-
stand building on the north side of Manganese St. east of Denver-Exeter Ave.,
Star Junction.
  31. It's on the guard rail at the east side of Galveston Ave. where it crosses
over Nickel St., Middle Park West.
  32. It's on the east end of the catwalk of the TWINS billboard at the west
side of Union Drive West west of the south block of West Way, Middle Park West.
  33. It's on the coastal walkway east of Union Drive East a bit north of Obsid-
ian St., Middle Park East.
  34. It's on the stone guard wall at the top of the steps on the west side of
the north-south path that runs south from the ped tunnel below the east end of
the Quartz St. bridge and it's west of the Libertonian Museum, Middle Park.
  35. It's on the low stone park wall at the east side of Frankfort Ave. at the
east side of Frankfort Ave. at the south side of Quartz St., Middle Park.
  36. It's on the lawn just west of the low stone park wall on the west side of
Columbus Ave. south of Topaz St., Middle Park.
  37. It's on the edge of the roof of a one story section of a building which,
on either side of the section, has a six stories of offices.  It's on the east
side of Ivy Drive South north of Ruby St., Varsity Heights.
  38. It's on the hand rail of the bottom level of a fire escape on the north
side of Uranium St.--the first fire escape east of Frankfort Ave., North Hol-
land.
  39. It's at the entrance of an alley a bit east of 33.
  40. It's on the stone guard wall at the west side of the eastern north-south
lane of Frankfort Ave. north Uranium St., North Holland.
  41. It's on the south end of the coast of the roof over the sliding boards
east of the intersection of Vespucci Circus and Xenotime St., Northwood.
  42. It's on the hand rail of the bottom level of a fire escape in the alley at
the bottom of the steps on the south side of Xenotime St. west of Frankfort
Ave., Northwood.
  43. It's on the manhole cover in the center of a low round concrete structure
attacvhed to a lower rectangular one south of the most northern stretch of Grum-
mer Rd., Northwood.

  Bohan, Charge Island, Dukes, Broker

  44. It's on the tall beige guard wall on the east side of Attica Ave. east of
the east end of Lotus St., Industrial.
  45. It's on the low sidewalk railing at the eastern part of the north side of
the northern east-west stretch of the East Borough Bridge.
  46. It's at the east entrance to the second, north to south, alley indicated
on the radar/maps on the west side of Ticanderoga Ave. south of Franklin St.,
Steinway.
  47. It's between the pitcher's mound and the home plate area of the baseball
field south of the northern curve of the Broker-Dukes Expressway and west of the
northern curve of the Meadows Park road that goes north from the north end of
Stillwater Ave., Meadows Park.
  48. It's on the northeast rim of the Monoglobe south of Middleton Ln., Meadows
Park.
  49. It's at the east edge of the roof of the Creek St Diner at the south side
of Creek St. and west side of Chicory St., Boabo.
  50. It's on a horizontal guard rail girder along the north side of the east
end of the Broker Bridge a bit east of where it crosses over Iroquois Ave., Hove
Beach.


  VII.5  Club activities

  Activities available at Tony's clubs Hercules and/or Maisonette 9.
  (Thanks to Robert Rusk for much of the information in this section.)
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396
 
  Maisonette 9 is on the west side of Galveston Ave. by Jade St., Westminster,
       Algonquin.
       It's open from 21:00 to 7:00.
  Hercules is on the east side of Galveston Ave. south of Lorimar St., Westmin-
       ster, Algonquin.
       It's always open.
  The locations are also indicated on your paper map.


  VII.5.a  Dancing

  Send Luis onto the dance floor at Hercules or Maisonette 9 and enter the
dance.
  Press F for instructions.
  Press Left Shift to start dancing.
  Press E to exit.

  Fill the dance meter--the line that encircles the throbbing round subwoofer
speaker in the lower left corner of the screen.  The speaker throbs in time to
the music.

  You fill the meter by making a blue line grow in it by pressing W, S, A, or D
(pick one--I use W) in time to the music when DANCE is shown on the speaker and
by making a red line grow in the meter by holding W, S, A, or D (I use W) and
tapping the LMB or RMB (I use the LMB) in time to the music when HOLD is shown
on the speaker.  A countdown is shown on the speaker during HOLD.  This alter-
nates between DANCE and HOLD (which is faster) till the meter is filled.

  When the meter is more than a quarter full Luis is joined by a female dancer.

  Have Luis complete a dance at Maisonette 9, Hercules, and, during "Boulevard
Baby," Bahama Mama's for 100% Completion.


  VII.5.b  The Bus Stop

  For having Luis dance correctly in Hercules or Maisonette 9 you can have Luis
lead a group dance as a quick time event.  (If it's incorrect you may get Booty
Call--see VII.5.c.)
  http://gta.wikia.com/Rhythm-based_Minigames
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quick_time_event

  The group dance in Maisonette 9 is to "Boogie 2nite" by Booty Luv.

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  D A S W S W S
  D A D A A D S v > S W D >
  ^ D A W ^ < W S A < v

  The group dance in Hercules is to the song "(Are You Ready) Do The Bus Stop"
by The Fatback Band.

  W S A D v ^ v v ^ A D A D
  > < > > < S W S A
  ^ v ^ ^ v D A W S < > <
  < >

  Complete the Bus Stop at Hercules and Maisonette 9 for the "Catch the Bus"
Achievement.  This isn't required for 100% completion.


  VII.5.c  Booty Call

  Have Luis go to Maisonette 9 and dance correctly (see VII.5.a) when his fe-
male dance partner faces him.  Once Luis dances behind her prevent the Bus Stop
dance by having him dance incorrectly.  Have him dance correctly when she
dances facing him again and for the rest of the dance.  If they kiss they go to
the women's rest room to have sex.
  [GTA 4] PC - TBoGT - How to get laid via club dancing" by Matthew Blabey
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPD5vCf4Bi8

  She gives Luis her phone number and may call and send a picture.  An icon of
a derriere appears on the radar/map.  Luis can go there for sex (a brief cut-
scene of the outside of a the building and muffled vocals) a few times which
gives you another way to get the "Warm Coffee" Achievement introduced in "IV."
Luis can see up to 10 women for a Booty Call.

  This isn't required for 100% completion.


  VII.5.d  Dance Challenge

  Have Luis go to Hercules to dance (see VII.5.a).  He may be challenged by
another dancer who performs some dance moves then watches as you have Luis do
some dance moves to compete.

  Follow the prompts (either a key or mouse button press) as they appear at the
bottom of the screen.  This is similar to what you did for The Bus Stop.

  This isn't required for 100% completion.


  VII.5.e  Champagne Drinking game

  Have Luis go to the VIP lounge on the second floor of Maisonette 9.

  Press the Action key to start.
  Move the mouse to have Luis shake the bottle.
  Press the LMB to have him pop the cork.
  Move the mouse to have him spray customers.
  Rotate the mouse to have him drink.  Watch the prompts in the upper left cor-
ner of the screen, and watch the round meter in the lower left corner of the
screen, to know if you should rotate faster or slower.  Fill the round ring of
the round meter with red to have Luis finish the drink.

  Have Luis finish before his opponent to win.  (Luis will be drunk for a
while.)

  This is required for 100% completion.


  VII.5.f  Drinking/getting drunk

  Luis can go to the bar at Maisonette 9 or Hercules for a free drink.  If he
gets drunk he passes out and appears in a random location.  He may throw up
(which you get a Stat for).

  If Luis gets too drunk (seven drinks or so) he collapses sending a spray from
his mouth then appears in one of various unfortunate situations.  (Thanks to
whatever57010 for the tip that one location is in the Statue of Happiness.)
  "Fan Facts #15 (GTA IV)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D222bTVbqKY

  This isn't required for 100% but it adds a couple more bars you can use for
Luis' Friend activities.


  VII.6  Friends

  VII.6.a  Armando

  You can have Luis call Armando to bring his Gun Van (black Cavalcade) nearby
so Luis can buy weapons at less than the regular price.  Armando has some of
the weapons found elsewhere and some that aren't which increase as you go
through the game.

  Knife  $100
  Pistol (Glock 17)  $420 + $25 for each additional magazine
  Pistol .44 (AMT Automag)  $640  after "Boulevard Baby"
  Shotgun (Ithaca 37)  $840 + $100 for 10 shells
  Automatic Shotgun (AA-12)  $1250 + $80 per 20 standard shells  after "Corner
       Kids"
       $160 per 20 explosive shells  after "High Dive"
  SMG (S&W MP10)  $1,750 + $20 for each additional magazine
  Gold SMG (Golden IMI Uzi)  $5000 + $20 for each additional magazine  after
       "Departure Time"
  Assault SMG (Silenced FN P90)  $6725 + $20 for each additional magazine
  Assault Rifle (AK-47)  $2,450 + $55 for each additional magazine
  Carbine Rifle (AR-15)  $3,500 + $70 for each additional magazine
  Advanced MG (M249 SAW)  $7550  after "Going Deep"
  Combat Sniper (PSG-1)  $5,000 + $500 for each additional magazine
  Advanced Sniper (DSR-1)  $4750  after "Caught With Your Pants Down"
  Grenade Launcher (H&K HK69A1)  $8000 + $300 per grenade
  Rocket Launcher (RPG-7)  $10000 + $300 per rocket  after "Chinese Takeout"
  Molotov cocktails (Incendiary explosive)  $350 per unit
  Grenades (Fragmentation explosive)  $700 per unit
  Sticky Bombs  $800 per unit  after "Bang Bang"
  Armor  $300
  Parachute  $100  after "High Dive"
  http://gta.wikia.com/Armando_Torres

  VII.6.b  Henrique

  You can have Luis call Henrique so Luis can get certain vehicles.  Henrique
drives nearby in the requested car then leaves in his friend's Calvalcade.

  Serrano (modified) after "I Luv LC"
  Turismo after "I Luv LC"
  Buffalo after "I Luv LC"
  Cavalcade FXT after "I Luv LC"
  F620 after "No. 3"
  Bullet GT after "No. 3"
  NOOSE APC after "Departure Time"
  http://gta.wikia.com/Henrique_Bardas


  For Friend activities see section VIII.6.

****


  The missions for TBoGT cont.

  Momma's missions

  VIII.1  Momma's Boy

  Adriana Yanira Lopez: Lucia Armendariz  Lucia was in two 2001 episodes of the
TV series "100 Centre Street" and the TV movie "The Hola Awards," 2015.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1477782/

  Mr. Santo: Nelson Vasquez  Nelson played a Blanco Associate in "Carlito's
Way," 1993, played Officer Eugene Rivera in eight 1998-2002 episodes of the TV
series "Oz," played Manny Delgado for a 2005 episode of the TV series "Jonny
Zero," provided the voice of Jesse for the 2005 game "The Warriors," supplied
the voice of JJ for the 2008 game "Midnight Club: Los Angeles," etc.  He also
played Roberto in, and wrote and directed, the 2009 short "On a Clear Day."
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0890709/

  Have Luis go to his Mom's house on the west side of Frankfort Ave. north of
Xenotime St., Northwood, Algonquin.

  Luis enters the house of his Mom, Adriana Lopez, to find she's behind payment
to a young man, Mr. Santo, who's a loan shark.  The loan shark suggests Luis
can do things to pay of her debt and Luis agrees.

  Have Luis walk by the loan shark south on the west side of Frankfort Ave.
to follow him south of Xenotime St. and west into an alley and into the L.C.
Cage Fighters place.  On the way, Santo tells Luis to take a dive in the last
round (third round of the third opponent).

  Have Luis fist fight for up to three rounds with each of three opponents.

  You can have Luis use the various punching/blocking/kicking moves used in
"IV."
  Use the RMB to have him lock onto an opponent.
  To have him counter-attack, press Spacebar to have him dodge when a punch is
thrown then use the LMB or R to attack.
  You can have Luis lead/shove/punch his opponent to the spectators to have
them briefly hold his opponent so the opponent is easier to defeat.
  If Luis or his opponent steps off the mat he fails and loses his entry fee.

  Have Luis defeat the big chunky guy in a white sleeveless vest, the muscle
man in a black sleeveless "MUSCLE" t-shirt, and either beat up the guy with a
beard and a striped jersey or allow Luis' Health to go below half in the third
round at which time you can press E so the next punch causes Luis to take a
dive.

  If you have Luis take a dive the loan shark considers Luis' Mom's debt paid.
Luis calls his Mom and tells her.  After "Clocking Off" Luis' mother calls him
to say Santo helped her with shopping.

  If you don't have Luis take a dive Santo pulls a Knife on Luis.  You can have
Luis use a counter attack to take the Knife or just use any method to kill San-
to so Luis' Mom won't owe Santo money anymore.  Luis calls his Mom and tells
her not to worry about her debt anymore.
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #3 - Momma's Boy [100%] (1080p)" by GTA
Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIaCMKgd7NI
  "TBoGT - Momma's Boy (All Possibilities)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYWg3uPefec

  Luis' Mom seems ungrateful and critical either way.

  Luis gets $1,000.

  100% objectives
  Complete the mission in 3:10 or less
  Luis takes less than 10% damage
  Luis has the crowd hold an opponent
  Luis uses a counter attack to knock out an opponent

  Margs sends several Emails--she wants to resume a relationship with Luis.
  If you have Luis respond he indicates he wants her to forget it.

  Leta Lopez-Wilkinson (Luis' sister) sends an Email--Ernesto (Luis' brother)
can be a pr**k.  Mom gives you a hard time but look out for her.
  If you have Luis respond he writes that he'll try--hope you're doing well.
  She sends another Email--their Dad ran off from his new wife.  Don't turn out
like that.
  If you have Luis respond he writes that he figured it.  Send pictures of your
kids and I'll take down my pictures of Dad.a

  Ernesto (Luis' brother) sends an Email--get out of life as a pimp/drug push-
er/night club man.  At least take care of Ma.
  If you have Luis respond he writes that you don't help Ma--I do.  Go f***
yourself.  Love.

  The Liberty Tree has an article about the Bank of Liberty being raided of 1/2
million dollars.
  Another article says the ship captain of the Platypus was found dead on the
Humboldt--the search continues for a possibly murderous foreign crew.

  Weazel News has an article about Frickie van Hardenburg granted a visa to en-
ter the US.
  Another article is a defense of luxury property developer Yusuf Amir.

  Luis can go back to the L.C. Cage Fighters ring to watch and bet money or
fight for money.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Momma's_Boy


  VIII.2  L.C. Cage Fighters

  Have Luis go to the fist icon in an alley on the west side of Frankfort Ave.
south of Xenotime St.

  VIII.2.a  Betting

  You can have Luis spectate the fight for a $50 entry fee and bet money on the
fighters.  Spectating raises Luis' Health fully.

  You can have Luis make a lot of money by betting everything on a fighter--
just reload the save if they lose.
  Thanks to the gtawikia.com site for these examples of bad fighters:
  The tan guy with big muscles wearing a white tank top (aka "Pauly D, the guy
that hangs around in Bahamas")
  The guy in a white overcoat.
  The guy with a brown jacket and green undershirt.
  The blonde guy with a red jacket, black undershirt, grey jeans, and black
shoes.
  http://gta.wikia.com/L.C._Cage_Fighters

  You can do this to get the "IV" Achievement "Half Million"--raise the amount
of money Luis has to $500,000.

  VIII.2.b  Fighting

  The entry fee to compete is $100.  Luis' Health is raised 25% after each
round.  If he leaves the ring he's disqualified.  If he's knocked out he ap-
pears at Holland Hospital Center.

  You can get the Bear Fight Achievement for having Luis win six rounds of
three fighters each.  Luis gets:
  Round 1: $110
  Round 2: $120
  Round 3: $130
  Round 4: $140
  Round 5: $150
  Round 6: $4000  Luis is the Liberty City Champion.

  You can have Luis use a counter-attack to take the Baseball bat or Knife from
some fighters in the last three rounds and use it on them and other fighters in
the current round.  To have Luis counter-attack lock on with the RMB, tap the
Spacebar/Block when the opponent throws a punch, and when Luis ducks press the
LMB or R.
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Liberty City Cage Fighters Championship (Bear
Fight)" by GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQZVs2hKN-A

  Thanks to whatever57010 for this gimmick: the opponent can't do anything
while Luis kicks them.  Have Luis kick them till they're defeated.
  "TBoGT - Momma's Boy (All Possibilities)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYWg3uPefec

  Robert Rusk recommends locking onto the opponent as soon as they start moving
and having Luis kick them to prevent them from entering through the gate.  Have
Luis use the gate as a shield.  Keep having him kick careful to not let him go
through the gate.
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396

  As Rusk notes and gtawikia.com reaffirms, there's a gate glitch.  Sometmes
having Luis meet the opponent at the gate causes the opponent to fall to the
ground, just walk around, or even be thrown.

  Thanks to Rusk reader Trent at the MoFaT for the tip to have Luis bet to re-
gain Health if it gets too low then resume fighting.

  A spectator calls out "Sweep the leg, Johnny!" which refers to the 1984 movie
"The Karate Kid."
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Karate_Kid

  A fighter may say "You fight like a cow" which refers to the insult sword-
fighting found in the "Monkey Island" games.
  http://monkeyisland.wikia.com/wiki/Insult_Sword_Fighting
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_Island_%28series%29
  http://gta.wikia.com/L.C._Cage_Fighters

  Armando's Gun Van now sells the Automatic shotgun for $1,250.

  The Celebinator site has an article panning Tony and his clubs.


  Momma's missions cont.

  VIII.3  Corner Kids

  Have Luis go to the north side of Xenotime St. west of Frankfort Ave., North-
wood, Algonquin.

  Luis sees Henrique and Armando do a drug deal on the sidewalk too conspicu-
ously and criticizes them.  Armando says he can't help it--Henrique has a low
IQ and Luis ran away (to work for Tony).  Luis says he's still there for them
and he'll get them a better job than drug dealing.  As they walk north on
Frankfort Ave. they meet Luis' Mom who says Luis should go back to school and
not end up like his father.  Farther north Armando says the upcoming drug deal
is better than any before.

  Have Luis use the black Cavalcade to take Henrique and Armando to the west
side of the nameless street parallel to and west of Mohanet Ave., southwest
BOABO, Broker.

  On the way, Luis tells them they have to grow up and not end up like some
still stuck in the old neghborhood.  Armando says the police still associate
Luis with the Gomez brothers and Willy Valero (whom Luis was arrested with).
Armando says the meeting they're going to is only meant to settle final details
on a drug deal and it will help to have someone respectable like Luis along.
Still, Armando hands Luis an Auto Shotgun and 15 Grenades.

  See the BOABO shortcut recommended by Robert Rusk (VI.4.b) at 5:18 in the
video at the next link.
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #4 - Corner Kids [100%] (1080p)" by
GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpqhyphJ2sQ
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396

  They meet the drug dealer Papi but the police arrive for a bust.

  Luis has a three star wanted level.  Have him kill nine police officers--one
is on the edge of a roof.  Have him go south to kill seven more.  Have him go
southeast toward the road, avoid the bomb that beeps before it goes off, and
kill three NOOSE agents that are on the ground and three on the edge of a roof.

  Luis gets a Rocket launcher from a NOOSE van on Mohanet Ave.  Have him use it
to shoot down the attacking Annihilator.

  You can have Luis shoot down the Annihilator with any long range weapon.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Corner_Kids

  Luis' wanted rating disappears.  Have him take his friends to the east side
of the northwest stretch of Vespucci Circus.  On the way, Luis tells Armando to
be careful with his cell phone because the Jingoism Act lets law enforcers al-
most read your mind--just steal the product (drugs) to sell.  Armando hopes
Luis will help them steal it.  Luis says he'll have to think about it.

  Luis gets $2,500.

  100% Objectives
  Complete the mission in 7:50 or less
       In replays you can't use the Shotgun Ex or Sticky bombs--Luis is given the
       standard Auto shotgun and Grenades.  Rusk recommends having Luis use the
       BOABO Shortcut, use the Auto shotgun or Advanced MG on the police, and use
       the Rocket launcher to destroy the first helicopter and the Enforcer after
       going through the wall.
       http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396
  Have Luis take less than 40% damage
  Have Luis kill 20 enemies with headshots
  Have Luis achieve at least 55% accuracy (55% of his shots hit the body of an
       enemy)

  Luis can buy the Auto shotgun from Armando's Gun Van for $1,250.

  The first Drug War is available at the two colored drug capsule icon.


  VIII.4  Drug Wars

  Have Luis go to the two colored drug capsule icon at the north side of the
northwest curve of Frankfort Ave., Northwood, Algonquin.

  Have Luis use the Cavalcade to take Armando and Henrique to the stash on
Colony Island.  Have Luis help them kill six attackers (one on a lower level),
get the duffel bag pickup, and drive them to the dropoff in an alley on the
east side of Union Drive West north of Garnet St.  Let Armando and Henrique do
the shooting at three cars, one shooter apiece, that chase them.

  Four Drug Wars will be available at any time for the rest of the game.

  At each Armando and Henrique appear in a black Cavalcade, you have Luis drive
them to the drugs (the big green blip on the radar/in-game map), they help you
have Luis attack those with the drugs, then you have Luis take the drugs to a
drop off point.  Have Luis go there quickly--he doesn't have to kill all of the
enemies and the black Cavalcade has a lot of Armor so you can let Armando and
Henrique do the shooting at the enemies that chase them.  If left behind Luis'
friends follow him in other vehicles.

  Luis' friends have a lot of Health.  Luis gets his reward reduced by $1,000
if one of his friends dies and reduced by $2,000 if both die.  But the friends
don't have to survive a Drug War for you to pass the mission.

  There are four categories of Drug War:
  - Convoy
  - Highjack
  - Stash
  - Stickup

  Convoy: have Luis steal a moving vehicle that contains drugs.  Land vehicles
contain two enemies, boats contain four enemies, and they're often accompanied
by guard vehicles.  Having Luis attack will cause them to speed off while fir-
ing at the Cavalcade.  Have Luis kill the driver of the drug vehicle first then
other enemies--the vehicle with the drugs can't be set on fire while an enemy
drives it.  Don't destroy the vehicle that contains the drugs.  Have Luis drive
the vehicle with the drugs to the drop off point.

  Highjack: the same with a parked vehicle with drugs and 10-20 armed enemies
that guard them on foot.  Have Luis kill most of the enemies near the vehicle
with drugs so it isn't destroyed while you have Luis drive off in it.

  In some cases you have Luis find a vehicle with no enemies around it but it's
a police decoy vehicle--having him enter it gives him a two to five star wanted
level.  Have him get rid of the wanted level then go to the drop of point.

  Stash: have Luis go to a gang hangout to kill the enemies around the pickup
for a duffel (or "duffle") bag that contains the drugs.  This often involves
bigger shootouts than for the previous two categories.  Have Luis help his
friends free the area around the duffel bag pickup, take the duffel bag, then go
to the drop off point.

  Don't destroy the Maverick in the Castle Garden Stash Drug War or you fail
the mission.

  Stickup: the same except you have Luis invade a drug deal between two gangs.
Have Luis help his friends kill enemies--one enemy will drop the bag with the
drugs (the big green blip on the radar/in-game map).  Don't let a fleeing enemy
escape or you fail the mission.  Have Luis get the duffle bag, or chase after
and kill the fleeing enemy as in the "Convoy" category, right away to avoid
failing the mission.
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Drug Wars [Snow Queen Achievement/Trophy]
(1080p)" by GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5AhcrokQQE

  These weapon pickups appear in Luis' save place as rewards for Drug Wars com-
pleted in association with the listed missions completed:
  10 and “Boulevard Baby”: Pistol .44 (on Luis' coffee table)
  20 and “Going Deep”: Advance machine gun
  30 and “High Dive”: Automatic shotgun with exploding shells (Shotgun-EX)
  40 and “Bang Bang”: Sticky bombs
  50 and “Departure Time”: Gold SMG

  The enemies get tougher in later Drug Wars and some throw Molotovs.  After
about 35 Drug Wars you need to have Luis rely on headshots and sniping or other
long range weapons more to kill them.
 
  Armando and Henrique are rewarded with better weapons as you complete more
Drug Wars.  They eventually get Carbine Rifles and SMGs and after 50 they get
Advanced MGs and Gold SMGs.

  Luis starts out getting $4,000 for a Drug War.  This increases till he gets
at least $14,000 (the most I got for him was $15,000).

  The vehicles of Drug Wars have unique colors.  You can just have Luis save
the vehicle that contains drugs after Hijack and Convoy Drug Wars and special
color vehicles that spawn at the start of the Stash and Stickup Drug Wars.  You
can choose a stationary Stickup or Stash vehicle (not one of the chasing vehi-
cles), have Luis drive it away after the fight without getting the duffle bag,
and fail the mission.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Drug_Wars

  Thanks to Robert Rusk for the tip that a Drug War can be used as a wanted
rating exploit.  The wanted rating system is turned off most of the time and
the Drug War doesn't end until you have Luis go to the drop off point.  Rusk
recommends the Stash and Stickup scenarios--let Armando and Henrique be killed
so they don't follow Luis around), have Luis kill everybody else, take the
Stash, and go another island so any pursuers stop and vanish.
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396

  Complete 25 Drug Wars for 100% completion.


  Momma's missions cont.

  VIII.5  Clocking Off

  Have Luis go to his Mom's house.

  Luis' Mom is feeding Armando and Henrique when Luis enters and tells his
friends they have to go to work.  Luis' Mom tells him to get out of crime and
go to school.  Luis says she takes the money from his work and she protests
that she has no choice--she lost her job.

  Have Luis use the Cavalcade to drive his friends to the docks south of the
east end of the Northwood Heights Bridge, Bohan.

  At the docks men are hauling packages of drugs down to the dock near a Reefer
and a Tropic.  Armando explains that their plan is to get the drugs up into
cars to steal and take to the Heights.  He says he'll watch from an upper level
while Luis and Henrique check the men by the river.

  Have Luis follow Henrique down a ramp.  Henrique tells Luis to go down anoth-
er ramp onto the wooden pier and see if things are cool.  Have Luis go near the
boats then run up both ramps to the Cavalcade--several rival gangsters have
started a shootout to the north to steal the shipment.

  Have Luis kill the eight Irish mob gangsters.  As they die eight more appear.
Then an SUV pulls up to the south with several more attacking gangsters and
several appear from the top of the stairs to the north and south.

  Have Luis go up the stairs to the lot and kill about seven more gangsters. 
Armando says he'll take an SUV and tells Luis to follow with Henrique in anoth-
er as the police arrive.  Have Luis follow Armando into the garage at the
northwest corner of Vespucci Circus, Northwood.  As Armando makes clear, crime
is about money (no matter what).
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #5 - Clocking Off [100%] (1080p)" by
GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRwnhxt7FNY

  Luis' Mom calls.  She saw Santo while shopping.  Luis tells her to stay away
from him.

  Luis gets $5,000.

  100% Objectives

  Complete the mission in 5:00 or less
  Luis takes less than 40% damage
  Luis kills 20 enemies with headshots
  Have 55% accuracy
  http://gta.wikia.com/Clocking_Off


  VIII.6  Friend activities--hanging out

  These can be done after "Clocking Off" except for golf which can be done af-
ter "Practice Swing."  In TBoGT, as compared to "IV" and TLaD, you have the
protagonist call the friend via Hang Out and choose from the activities indi-
cated on the radar/in-game map--you don't choose from a list on the phone.
Robert Rusk recommends you have Luis do all the activities with all of his
Friends to make sure it's added to 100% completion.
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396

  See my "IV" walk-through for descriptions of activities that are repeated
here.
  http://glenster1.webs.com/glenstersdrawer1.htm

  Strip club, eating, and drinking--just have Luis take them to the activity as
in "IV" and TLaD.

  Strip club
  - The Triangle Club, the north side of the southern part of Coxsack Ave.
      Northern Gardens, Bohan
  - Honkers, Tinderbox Ave. and Julin Ave., Tudor. Tudor, Alderney

  Eating
  Any Burger Shot or Cluckin' Bell will do (see the paper map).
  - The 69th Street Diner, the east side of Mohawk Ave. and south side of Bart
      St., Hove Beach, Broker
  - Mr. Fuk's Rice Box, Lyndon Ave. and Boyden Ave., Alderney
  - Superstar Café, Denver-Exeter Ave. and Iron St., The Triangle, Algonquin
  - Superstar Café, Quartz St. and Bismarck Ave., Lancaster, Algonquin

  Drinking
  The easiest places to find are the two clubs of TBoGT (see the paper map):
  - Maisonette 9, the west side of Galveston Ave. by Jade St., Westminster, Al-
      gonquin.   It's open from 21:00 to 7:00.
  - Hercules, the east side of Galveston Ave. south of Lorimar St., Westminster,
      Algonquin.  It's always open.
  And as before:
  - Comrades Bar, the east side of Mohawk Ave. south of Bart St., Hove Beach,
      Broker
  - Steinway Beer Garden, Yorktown Ave. and Morris St., Steinway, Dukes
      The pickup for drinking is in the yard.
  - Club Liberty, Wardite St. and Galveston Ave., North Holland
  - Jerkov's, Albany Ave. and Manganese St., Hatton Gardens
  - Lucky Winkles, Galveston Ave. and Hell Gate, Purgatory

  Pool, darts, air hockey, and golf--have Luis win.

  Pool  Have Luis win.
  - Homebrew Cafe, the corner of the south side of a nameless street and the
      west side of the south end of Tutelo Avenue in Beechwood City, Broker
  - Playboy X's penthouse, the south side of Xenotime St. at Galveston Ave.,
      Northwood, Algonquin
    The easiest way to have Luis get the Friend to and from there safely on PC
    is to get them into a small car or onto a motorcycle and use the Airbreak
    function of the Simple Trainer.

  Darts  Have Luis win.
  - Steinway Beer Garden, Yorktown Ave. and Morris St., Steinway, Dukes
  - Lucky Winkles, Galveston Ave. and Hell Gate, Purgatory, Algonquin

  Air Hockey  Have Luis win.  See IV.9.a.
  - Memory Lanes, the east end of the boardwalk parallel to and south of Crock-
      ett Ave., Firefly Island, Broker
  - Memory Lanes, The Golden Pier, the southern section of the lane parallel to
      and west of Union Drive West, The Meat Quarter, Algonquin

  Golf  Have Luis win.
  - the Golden Pier, the southern section of the lane parallel to and west of
      Union Drive West,The Meat Quarter, Algonquin

  A driving range for golf is available southwest of the west end of Iron St.
at the Golden Pier Swingers Golf Club on the west coast of Algonguin.  Golf is
featured in the mission "Practice Swing" and is available afterward as an ac-
tivity for competition between Luis and a ped or Luis and his friends.

  Use the mouse to position the target where you want the ball to land.  Press
the RMB to have the "camera" zoom to help you position it.  A horizontal line
is positioned higher across the power bar--the vertical rectangle--the farther
away you place the target.  Press the LMB to cause another horizontal line to
move up then down in the rectangle.  Press the LMB again when the moving hori-
zontal line meets the stationary one to have Luis hit the golf ball to the tar-
get.

  Four Play Achievement--have Luis use a golf ball to hit a flag four times
with a Friend or ped.

  Friend activities are required for 100% completion.


  VIII.7  Random Character--Daisy

  Daisie Cash-Cooze: Elizabeth Jasicki  Elizabeth played Kate in "The Vanishing
Man," 1996, was in "La Belle Dame Sans Merci by John Keats," 1996, played Janice
Black in "Merry Christmas," 2013, etc.
  http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Daisie_Cash-Cooze
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0419173/

  VIII.7.a  First encounter

  Have Luis go to the person icon to meet Daisy who's sitting at the bar of
Maisonette 9, west Galveston Ave. by Jade St., Algonquin, between 9:00 pm and
6:00 am.

  Daisy says various callous and dishonest things throughout the encounter.  She
learns from a phone call that Cris Hunt, a gay movie acter, wants to leak a vi-
deo of Daisy wanking him off to the Internet to prove he's straight and she's
worried that her prospective husband won't marry her if he finds out about it.

  (Luis refers to Chris as "the classic blind beard."  I'm not sure what that
refers to other than it's a character in the Skylanders game and toy franchise.)
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Skylanders_characters

  Have Luis drive her around.  As you do she gets messages on her phone if Chis
bleets (a goof on "tweets"--messages posted online via Twitter) which locates
him.  Have Luis drive toward one then another red blip on the radar/in-game map
for Algonquin.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitter

  One bleet is from a bathroom with Middle Park views, another from Perseus on
Pyrite St. at Bismarck Ave., and a third is from Squid Row on Bismarck Ave.
south of Hematite St.

  Have Luis go to him at the fourth red blip on the east side of Denver-Exeter
Ave. at Jade St., Star Junction, but it's too late--the video is being shown on
the big Weazel News outdoor video screen.  She runs off crying that her life is
over, Chris walks away happy that he's (supposedly) shown he's not gay, and
Luis, tongue in cheek, calls after her that it couldn't have happened to a nicer
person.
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Random Character #3 - Daisy (1080p)" by GTA
Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVj4lFsrBiM

  Luis gets $500.

  This encounter is needed for 100% completion.

  Daisy sends Luis an Email--she sends him thanks (I'm not sure for what).
She's getting married.
  If you have Luis respond favorably he sends good luck.
  If you have Luis respond negatively he asks her to sign a copy of her DVD and
wishes her good luck with the marriage.


  Tony Prince's missions cont.

  VIII.8  Practice Swing

  Union official: Max Casella  Max supplied the voice of Daxter for the games
"Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy," 2001," "Jak II," 2003, "Hot Shots Golf
Fore!," 2004, "Jak 3," 2004, "Jak X: Combat Racing," 2005, "Daxter," 2006,
"Pain," 2007, "PlayStation Move Heroes," 2011, and "PlayStation All-Stars Bat-
tle Royale," 2012.  He's also played in a lot of movies and TV shows such as
playing Benny Fazio in 28 2001-2007 episodes of the TV series "The Sopranos,"
Julie Silver in 10 2016 episodes of the TV series "Vinyl," etc.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0143295/
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Casella

  Have Luis go to Tony's apartment on the north side of Feldspar St. west of Co-
lumbus Ave., Little Italy, Algonquin from 7:00 am to 7:00 pm.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Practice_Swing

  Tony says he sold the same property to two buyers and needs Luis' help to set-
tle things with one of them.   The Celebinator has been saying bad things about
Tony, too (VIII.2.b).
  http://gta.wikia.com/Youvebeencelebinated.com

  Have Luis use Tony's Schafter to drive him to the Golden Pier Swingers Golf
Club at the west side of the nameless lane parallel to and west of Union Drive
West south of Iron St.

  Rocco Pelosi, one of the Ancelotti crime family to whom Tony owes money (see
"I Luv LC"), keeps missing in his effort to drive golf balls at a Messina family
union official tied to the front of a Caddy to get him to talk.  Rocco tells
Luis to try the golf shots then Rocco goes down to get behind the wheel of the
Caddy.

  Have Luis hit the union official strapped to the front of Rocco's Caddy with a
golf ball in each of the three places Rocco parks--see VIII.6  Friend activi-
ties.  In this case, put the white marker under the union official each time.

  The union official says that the head of the LTA (Liberty City Transport Au-
thority) is working with the Messina family.

  Twelve Messina family gangsters arrive in three Cavalcade FXTs and attack.
Have Luis stay on the practice drive platform to kill as many attackers (with
headshots, if you're going for that aspect now) as possible before dropping to
the ground to move in to kill the rest.  After you have Luis kill eight Tony
gets in a golf cart--you can have Luis get in Tony's golf cart to follow Rocco's
cart or have Luis kill more if you're going for the 100% objective.  The union
official has the least Armor but doesn't have to survive for you to pass the
mission.

  Have Luis refresh his Health, if needed, and get in Tony's Caddy to follow
Rocco's Caddy out of the driving range.  Once Luis get in Tony's Caddy more
Messina family mobsters appear and attack from the range.  After driving away a
bit Messina family gangsters follow and fire from two Cavalcade FXT's which run
into trees.  Have Luis drive to the marker in a parking lot south of the cul de
sac that intersects with the south curve of Castle Dr.
  "TBoGT - Practice Swing (All Possibilities)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoRDIsVjc7Q

  Rocco says this barely puts a dent in the interest for Tony's debt.  If the
union official survived, Rocco says he has to work on him more.  Rocco drives
away.
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #6 - Practice Swing [100%] (1080p)" by
GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NVl-xfQOCw

  Have Luis drive Tony back to his apartment.  Tony tells Luis to visit Mori,
whom they owe money, and help him with something but keep him away from Tony's
clubs.

  Luis gets $1,500.

  100% objectives
  Complete the mission in 4:00 or less (making golf shots doesn't add to the
        time)
        Rusk recommends having Luis go for golf accuracy, use the Rocket launcher to
        blow up the mobsters cars, and leave
        http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396
        http://gta.wikia.com/Practice_Swing
  Have Luis take less than 50% damage
  Have Luis kill 11 enemies with headshots (Rusk recommends the Advanced MG)
  Have Luis shoot with 70% or better accuracy (anywhere on an enemy's body)
  Have every golf ball hit the union official

  Thanks to whatever57010 for this method of getting Rocco's Caddy (it won't
have the union official tied to the front).  Have Luis park his caddy by, not
in, the marker by Rocco's Caddy, have Luis put a Sticky bomb on Luis' Caddy,
shoot Rocco while blowing up Luis' Caddy, call Henrique for a Bullet GT to use
to push Rocco's Caddy through the cul de sac to Castle Dr., call 911 and press 3
so the Firefighters arrive, jack the Firetruck, and use it and the water cannon
to push the Caddy to the parking space of Luis' save place.  If the Caddy
catches on fire put it out with the water cannon.  Use the Simple Trainer to get
rid of wanted ratings and don't abandon the Caddy or it disappears.  By this
method Rocco's body disappears--using another vehicle won't cause his body to
disappear and won't work to save the Caddy.

  Save the game and don't load it but have Luis use another vehicle to drive
around a couple blocks.  When he returns the Caddy will be repaired and usable.
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Tips & Tricks - How to get Rocco's Caddy" by
GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_1791423981

  The Golf range is available for Friend activities (VIII.6).

 
  VIII.9  Chinese Takeout

  Yusuf Amir: Omid Djalili  Omid played Trebor in a 2000 episode of the TV ser-
ies "Black Books," the Iraqi Television Host in the TV movie "Between Iraq and a
Hard Place," 2003, Nasim in 22 2003-2004 episodes of the TV series "Whoopi," Mr.
Farsi in four 2007 episodes of the TV series "The Omid Djalili Show," Kalim in
four 2016 episodes of the TV series "Stan Lee's Lucky Man," etc.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0229084/
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omid_Djalili

  Chinese mobster: Rob Yang  Rob played a Onlooker in the 2006 short "Wander,"
the Technician for the pilot of the TV series "Suits," 2011, the Asian Man for a
2011 episode of the TV series "The Big C," Principal Mark Tang in four 2013 epi-
sodes of the TV series "Twisted," etc.
  (Jackson Loo provides the voice of the mobster for TLaD, 2009.)
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2342888/

  Have Luis go to Maisonette 9 sometime from 9 pm to 7 am.

  We see Brucie and Roman dancing as Luis goes through the club.  We hear the
end of a phone call of Tony on the phone to Mori suggesting ways the services of
Tony's clubs could pay Mori back.  Tony tells Luis to come help with something
they need to take care of.  As they leave, Yusuf Amir suggests they let him
franchise Tony's club.

  Have Luis use Tony's Schafter to drive him to Dragon Heart Plaza on the west
side of Albany Ave. south of Diamond St., Chinatown, Algonquin.  On the way,
Tony gives Luis an Assault SMG (P-90) and says they're going there for Rocco.
Luis discourages Tony from taking MSG (thought in the Anglosphere to be a bad
food additive in large doses).
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglosphere
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monosodium_glutamate

  We see Billy Grey of TLaD settling a deal to have VP Johnny Klebitz taken care
of (killed) by a Chinese mobster (and showing his anti-Semitic and Anti-Asian
outlooks).  (This sets up Johnny for the shootout of the TLaD mission "This
Shit's Cursed.")
  http://gta.wikia.com/Chinese_Takeout

  Billy leaves as Tony and Luis arrive.  Tony corrects the Chinese mobster re-
garding a false impreasion Rocco left--Tony's group can't help him with his
problem with licenses for his project.  The Chinese mobster insists and points
a Pistol at them.  The gun goes off when Luis kicks it out of his hand and
knocks him out and the Triads on lower floors attack.

  Have Luis kill the attackers and go down the stairs mentioned below.  Tony
can't be killed by the enemies as he follows in stages.
  "TBoGT - Chinese Takeout (All Possibilities)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2eK5QB8lZY

  An attacker appears in the doorway, another in the doorway in the hall, and
four at the end of the hall past the doorway.  A fifth emerges from an opening
to a partially-finished room at the side of the hall--in the room are a Combat
shotgun and Armor.  Around the corner another attacker appears at the top of the
stairs and another two at the bottom.

  Through the doorway and around the corner to the left are another five at-
tackers.  Wait for a Grenade to go off in the middle of the hall before having
Luis proceed.  Around the corner is another attacker and one in the doorway.  In
the stairway is Armor.

  At the bottom of those stairs is a hall with five attackers at the far end and
around the corner--one has an Assault rifle.  Around another corner are two at-
tackers at the top of a stairway.

  At the bottom of those stairs is another attacker and one around the corner.
At the far end of the hall and around the corner are three more attackers.
There's a Sprunk machine and an eCola machine on the bottom floor.

  When the screen prompt says to wait for Tony have Luis turn his car to point
north.
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #2 - Chinese Takeout [100%] (1080p)" by
GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FkgDg8iEOE

  Have Luis drive Tony back to his apartment.  Tony says he and probably others
will rip Rocco a new one.  Luis discourages Tony from taking pills.
  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rip+you+a+new+one

  Luis gets $1,000.

  Complete the mission in 5:20 or less
  Luis takes less than 10% damage
  Have 70% accuracy or higher
  Only use headshots to kill the Triads

  The Rocket launcher is available from the Gun Store for $15,000 and from Ar-
mando's Gun Van for $10,000.

  Thanks to Robert Rusk for the tip that Dragon Heart Plaza is accessible any-
time.
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396

  Yusuf Amir calls.  He says Tony gave him Luis' number.  He needs Luis to come
to Yusuf's Middle Park apartment to discuss something.  Luis says he'll come by
(VIII.18).

  Tony calls--he wants Luis to help out at his clubs.  He tells Luis to talk to
Dessie at Maisonette 9.


  VIII.10  Club Management

  Joni: Maia McCann  Maia played Kylie in the 2009 short "Fugue" and Sara in a
2010 episode of the TV series "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit."
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3247687/

  Have Luis go to the hand icon, into Maisonette 9, and into the Management Only
office sometime from 9 pm to 6 am.

  Joni sits in the office--a security camera office--and gives Luis duties.
There's a First Aid pickup on the wall of the office.  Luis gets a black suit
and a wireless mike and receiver/earpiece.

  Have Luis go to the marker as directed by Joni and use the mouse to have him
look around the club.  Sometimes he doesn't see a disturbance but other times he
sees a case of drug dealing, drunkenness, fighting, a guy mistreating a woman,
or a guy mistreating the club staff.  Have Luis go toward the disturber and
he'll do something about it (toss out the drunk, etc.).

  If Joni asks him to come to the Club Management room have him go there to have
sex or listen to her complain that they aren't having sex.  Their sex can refill
his Health.

  Occasionally Dessie calls over the same wireless system to give Luis one of
eight Club Management missions for important patrons.  These missions require
Luis to leave Maisonette 9.  A black Schafter is provided on the street
by the front door except in the missions for Poppy Mitchell and Cloe Parker.

  - Clay "Pain Giver" Jackson

  Clay "Pain Giver" Jackson: Poison Pen  Poison Pen contributed a voice to the
2005 game "The Warriors" and appeared as himself in the documentaries "Hip Hop
Street Credentials," 2006, "Fresh Coast," 2008, and "The (R)evolution of Immor-
tal Technique," 2011.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2084776/

  Have Luis go to the east-west alley on the south side of Hercules, which is on
the east side of Galveston Ave. south of Lorimar St., to drive rapper Jackson's
black PMP 600 away from the surrounding paparazzi.  Have Luis honk while driving
the car slowly to nudge past the photographers--if they're harmed or take too
many pictures you fail the mission.  Then have Luis drive quickly, making turns
through alleys, to lose a pursuing vehicle of paparazzi.  Once that's done have
him drive Jackson and his friend to the Majestic hotel on the south side of
Nickel St. east of Denver-Exeter Ave., north Star Junction (just south of Middle
Park).

  - Kerry McIntosh

  Kerry McIntosh' personal assistant: Gail Bennington?  Gail also supplied the
voice of The New Crowd of Liberty City/Personal Assistant/Saki in TBoGT, The
Crowd of Liberty City for GTA "IV," 2008, Saki and Princess Robot Bubblegum for
TLaD, 2009, a Paperboy for the 2010 game "Red Dead Redemption, and added to The
Local Population for "L.A. Noire," 2011.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3687929/

  Have Luis drive quickly to the Iron Belly Deli on the west side of Guantanamo
Ave. south of Beaumont Ave., Bohan, for Kerry's food then drive quickly to Her-
cules where a club worker takes her food.  On the way to Hercules, McIntosh's
personal assistant Danni repeatededly calls to say Kerry is impatient for her
food.  If you take too long you fail the mission.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Kerry_McIntosh

  - British prince

  British prince: Tom Hatton  Tom played Frat Boy #4 in a 2008 episode of the TV
series "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit," appeared as himself in 12 2010 epi-
sodes of the TV series "In the Qube," played a Protester in the 2011 short "The
End," etc.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3044239/
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Hatton_%28actor%29

  Have Luis go to Maisonette 9, find a prince from England, and help him get
some prostitutes.  Have Luis lead the prince, who's eager for "quim" (British
slang for vagina), into a four door car, take him to two Korean women at Easton
Station on the east side of Burlesque (street) north of Hematite St., honk the
horn so they enter the car, and drive them onto the entrance drive of a hotel on
the south side of Lorimar St. west of Burlesque, Star Junction.

  - Poppy Mitchell

  Poppy Mitchell: Rachel Gittler  Rachel was a production assistant for six
2008-2009 episodes of the TV series "Law & Order: Criminal Intent," was an un-
credited Rave Dancer for "The Oranges," 2011, Adayit/Meg in "The Exquisite
Corpse Project," 2012, reprised the role of Poppy for GTA "V," 2013, etc.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3423634/

  Have Luis go to the second floor VIP area where Poppy wants Luis to resue her
from the paparazzi outside.  Luis calls Dessie who suggests that the water can-
non of a Firetruck would clear them from the front of the club.  Have Luis use a
'cycle parked outside (the Schafter isn't there) to go to the Firetrucks in
front of the Northwood Station on the west side of Exeter Ave. north of Xenotime
St., jack a Firetruck, and drive back to Maisonette 9.  Have him use the water
cannon (mouse aim and the LMB) to spray the photographers, indicated by red
blips on the radar/in-game map, on Galveston Ave. in front of Maisonette 9, then
use the truck to drive Mitchell to The Hole--an apartment building on the south
side of Feldspar St. west of Luddite Row.

  - Cloe Parker

  Cloe Parker: Megan Raye Manzi  Megan played Kayla/2009 and Barista/2010 in two
episodes of the TV soap opera "As the World Turns," played Adayit/Meg in "The
Exquisite Corpse Project," 2012, etc.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3708236/

  Have Luis enter the rest room for women, find drunken Cloe, lead her into her
pink Peyote in a nearby lot to the north, and drive her to her mansion on the
north side of Owl Creek Ave. north of the north end of Tenmile St., Westdyke,
Alderney.  On the way, she describes her sexual misadventures.  She grabs the
steering wheel two or three times while she tries, unsuccessfully, to persuade
Luis to have sex with her.

 - Al Di Napoli

  Al Di Napoli: Jody Wood  Jody played a Detective in "L.A. Confidential," 1997,
Mr. Cameron in two 2000 episodes of the TV series "The West Wing," an Officer in
a 2002 episode of the TV series "Philly," supplied the voices of Victim/Gom-
er/Charlie Green for the 2004 game "The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from
Butcher Bay" and the 2009 game "The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Ath-
ena," etc.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0939792/

  Have Luis drive to Hercules on the east side of Galveston Ave. south of Lori-
mar St. and find Al inside.  Al asks Luis to take him to Vespucci University on
the north side of Ruby St. west of Galveston Ave., Varsity Heights, for some
crank (crystallized Methamphetamine).  Al asks Luis to handle the deal with Os-
car Gomez but the police arrive for a bust.  Have Luis get rid of a two star
wanted level then take Al, who's an actor, to the Amdram Theatre on the south
side of Iron St. east of Frankfort Ave., The Triangle.

  Vespucci University is based on Columbia University so likely named after the
explorer Amerigo Vespucci.
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbia_University

  The Amdram Theatre is based on the New Amsterdam Theatre, NYC.  It refers to
the amateur dramatics, abbreviated to am dram in the UK, of community theater.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Amdram_Theatre
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Amsterdam_Theatre

  - Blue Brothers

  Billy: Daniel Tay  Daniel played Young Harvey in "American Splendor," 2003,
Michael in "Elf," 2003, supplied the voice of Pedro for the 2006 game "Bully,"
etc.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1307735/
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Tay

  Bobby: Harrison Chad  Harrison played Ryan Parker in a 2002 episode of the TV
series "Ed," supplied the voice of Leo for 35 2005-2009 episodes of the TV ser-
ies "Little Einsteins," appeared in the 2007 documentary "ShowBusiness: The Road
to Broadway," played August in a 2012 episode of the TV series "Smash," etc.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1144472/
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Chad

  The names refer to the Blues Brothers and Bobby "Blue" Bland.
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blues_Brothers
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Bland

  Have Luis drive to the east-west alley that's on the west side of Denver-Exe-
ter Ave. north of Jade St., and that's on the south side of the MeTV building,
to pick up Bill and Bobby Blue.  Fans arrive from the east end of the alley and
trucks close off the west end.  Have Luis drive carefully past the fans (as with
Clay Jackson's car), honking and nudging them out of the way, then drive the
Blue Brothers to Maisonette 9.  (You might have him drive away slowly to hear
more of the dialogue.)  If any fans are hurt you fail the mission.
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Club Management Missions (1080p)" by GTA Series
Videos
  http://gta.wikia.com/Club_Management

  - Bruce Spade

  Bruce Spade: Chris Kies  Chris played a Considerate Guest in a 2003 episode of
the TV series "Whoopi," Petey in a 2008 episode of the TV series "The Wire," Lou
Morris in a 2012 episode of the TV series "Made in Jersey," Congressman Edgar
Hausman in a 2015 episode of the TV series "Veep," Douglas in a 2015 episode of
the TV series "The Blacklist," etc.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1824462/

  Dessie uss the wireless system to tell Luis that Tony wants Luis to use a he-
licopter to bring Bruce to Maisonette 9.  Have Luis go to the projection of land
on the west coast of Algonquin west of Hercules, jack the Swift, fly north of
the north end of Galveston Ave., Northwood, land to pick up Bruce, and fly him
south along Galveston Ave. to Maisonette 9.  Have Luis fly low--Bruce is upset
by heights.
  "TBoGT: Club Management" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_RnciSdhs0

  Luis gets $500 per Club Management mission.

  Tony calls--he thanks Luis for helping with the VIPs and says he'll get some-
one else to handle them from now on.

  You can have Luis return to handle the duties within the club till the club
closes.

  The Club Management outfit, complete with the wireless mike and receiver/ear-
piece, is in Luis' wardrobe.
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396

  Complete the eight Club Management missions for 100% completion of the game.


  VIII.11 Random Character--Arnaud

  Arnaud: Simon Jutras  Simon played Pierre in two 2010 episodes of the TV ser-
ies "All My Children," the Maitre d' in a 1999 episode of the TV series "Now and
Again," Robert DiPaolo in a 2009 episode of the TV series "Ugly Betty," the
French Business Man in a 2013 episode of the TV series "Elementary," the Inspec-
tor in a 2015 episode of the TV series "The Blacklist," etc.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0433278/

  VIII.11.a  First encounter

  Have Luis go to the person icon on the west side of Columbus Ave. south of He-
matite St. to meet Arnaud who's standing near the Viendemorte restaurant.

  Armaud just shows interest in getting high and scr**ing around.  He suggests
that Luis take him for a drive.

  Have Luis jack a vehicle (he has special dialogue for that when he's with Ar-
muaud--"It's mine--I just forgot the keys," etc.) and drive him to the High End
Massage Spa on the east side of Amsterdam Lane south of Diamond St.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Arnaud
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Random Character #1 - Arnaud [2 Missions]
(1080p)" by GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lROkdtcGFHw

  VIII.11.b  Second encounter

  About a week after the first encounter have Luis go to the person icon on the
south side of Folsom Way east of Rykers Ave., Bohan, to meet Arnaud who's lying
on the sidewalk by a couple of trash dumpsters.

  Arnaud says he gave a prostitute some opium, was having bondage sex with her,
then was beaten by her pimp who stole his wallet.  He asks Luis to help him get
his wallet back and Luis agrees to do it.

  Have Luis jack a vehicle and drive Armaud to the south side of Bronco St. east
of Coxsack Ave.  As they get there, the pimp drives east then north, etc., in a
Manana.  Have Luis kill him, get the wallet, and drive Armaud to the south side
of Folsom Way south of Grand Blvd., Fortside, Bohan.
  "Arnaud - Random Encounter (TBoGT) [full - reuploaded]" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O92U2ppSeM

  (I think it's odd that Luis makes a point of telling Armaud he's dropping him
off in a location that should be safer when it's just a different spot on Folsom
Ave.  Folsom Ave. isn't that long--it's only a few blocks long.)

  Luis gets $500.


  Tony Prince's missions cont.

  VIII.12  Bang Bang

  Have Luis take a fast car to Tony Prince's apartment building in Little Italy
between 7:00 am and 7:00 pm.

  Tony's lover Evan requires some angry talk from Luis--that Evan is a coke
pushing steroid junkie a**hole--before Evan stops BSing and tells Luis that Tony
is in the bedroom.  Luis shakes Tony out of a stoned stupor then head butts Evan
whom Luis says is the one who gave Tony the pills and tells Evan to be gone be-
fore he comes back.

  Luis begins to lead Tony out when Tony says he can't leave without his explo-
sives.  Tony says Rocco has threatened to burn Tony's clubs down for insurance
if he doesn't use the explosives to take care of Rocco's Union problems.  Tony
has to kill a guy digging up Frankfort Ave. for Liberty Electric, a Transport
Workers guy driving an out of service subway train through North Holland, and
the head of the LTA in his private jet at the airport.  Luis doesn't want Tony
to kill himself so knocks Tony out and takes the explosives to do these things
on his own.

  Have Luis either use the Buffalo parked nearby or, if you had Luis bring a
fast car, use the fast car which the game places across the street.

  Have Luis throw three bombs on the base of the crane on Frankfort Ave. south
of Iron St., get far enough away to safely detonate the bombs, and press the
Down arrow key to detonate them and kill the nearby construction foreman.
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #8 - Bang Bang [100%] (1080p)" by GTA
Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr9QXenX83s

  Have Luis speed north on Frankfort Ave.  Where the four lanes divide into two
pairs of lanes with a divider in the middle there's a small upward slope to
Uranium St., North Holland, where there a tunnel opening and the subway track
continues north betweeen the two pairs of Frankfort Ave. lanes.  A red blip on
the radar/in-game map shows the location of the tunnel opening till Luis gets
near it.  Have Luis go to the break in the wall over the tunnel opening and
throw a bomb onto the train as it goes north on the track.  Press the Down arrow
key to detonate the bomb.

  One alternative is to have Luis use a Rocket launcher.  Another alternative is
to have Luis speed ahead of the train to Fortside Station along San Quentin Ave.
between Drop St. and Applejack St., Bohan.  When the train stops there, have
Luis throw a bomb on it.  Have Luis get safely away then press the Down arrow
key to detonate the bomb.

  Have Luis go to the tarmac of Francis International Airport and throw a bomb
onto the private jet of the head of the LTA.  You can have Luis get out of the
car to throw the bomb or park by the jet and throw the Sticky bomb from the
car--target with the RMB and have Luis throw with the LMB.  Have Luis get safely
away and press the Down arrow key to detonate the bomb.
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #8 - Bang Bang - 100% (1080p)" by
Willzyyy
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9VoEcynTCs

  Again, an alternative is to have Luis use a Rocket launcher.

  Have Luis get rid of a four star wanted level by leaving the tarmac then get
rid of a two star wanted level.

  Luis gets $2,500.

  100% objectives
  Complete the mission in 5:00 or less
  Have Luis take less than 50% Damage
  Only use five bombs (three for the crane, one for the subway train, and one
for the plane).  This also helps you get the No Bombs Wasted Achievement.

  Luis calls Tony--Tony thanks Luis for knocking him out to protect him and says
he and Evan have split up.  Luis hopes Evan stays away this time.

  Luis can buy Sticky bombs from Armando's Gun Van for $800 each.
  If Luis has done 40 Drug Wars a Sticky bomb pickup appears on Luis' TV table
    in his save place.
  Stcky bombs make it easy to achieve the Chain Reaction Achievement from "IV."
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396

  Thanks to the gtawikia.com site for the tip that you can have Luis use Yusuf's
Gold Buzzard for this mission in replays.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Bang_Bang


  VIII.13  Random Character--Margot

  Margot: Sarah Clements  Sarah played Keira in a 2007 episode of the TV series
"Damages," Eileen in a 2008 episode of the TV series "Law & Order," Alison in
the 2011 short "Pig Lady," 2011, Noelle in a 2013 episode if the TV series "The
Carrie Diaries," Gwen Young in a 2014 episode of the TV series "Law & Order:
Special Victims Unit," etc.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1665881/

"Damages," Eileen in a 2008 episode of the TV series "Law & Order," Alison in
the 2011 short "Pig Lady," 2011, Noelle in a 2013 episode if the TV series "The
Carrie Diaries," Gwen Young in a 2014 episode of the TV series "Law & Order:
Special Victims Unit," etc.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1665881/

  Luis has recieved Emails from Margot under the name Margs (see VIII.1) in
which she indicates she wants an affair with Luis to continue.  His responses
indicate that he wants her to drop it.

  VIII.13.a  First encounter

  Have Luis go to the person icon on the east side of Galveston Ave. south of
Lorimar St. to meet Margo who's sitting on the steps of the barber shop.

  Margo is still unfortunately eager for them to have a relationship he doesn't
want.  He reminds her it was over a year ago and he doesn't want to marry her,
which upsets her.  He wants to go but she says he can't--she just took an over-
dose of pain killers and sleeping pills: "Either get me to the hospital or I'm
dead."

  Have Luis drive her to the hospital on the north side of Jade St. west of  Al-
bany Ave., Easton.  As she goes inside it's apparent that no matter how clear
Luis tries to make it that he doesn't want a relationship with her Margo still
loves him.

  VIII.13.b  Second encounter

  Have Luis go to the person icon on the third floor of the west side of Pier
45--the "#" marking on the projection of land at the southeast coast of Algon-
quin on the radar/maps--to meet Margo who appears a couple of days or so after
the first encounter.

  Margo is standing at the outside of the railing at the edge of the floor and
threatening Luis that she'll jump due to his rejection.  She says the letter in
her hand says he pushed her.  As he reaches for it she falls to her death.
(A ped calls out asking if she's dead, so maybe she isn't.)

  A ped calls out that Luis pushed her.  Have him get away from the angry crowd
and get rid of a two star wanted rating.

  The strategy of the GTA Series Videos effort at the next link is to have Luis
quickly swim southeast to the Firefly Island beach.
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Random Character #2 - Margot [2 Missions]
(1080p)"
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ6AffNzs44

  Both encounters with Margot are required for 100% completion.


  Tony Prince's missions cont.

  VIII.14  Blog This!...

  Have Luis go to Hercules between 9:00 pm and 7:00 am.

  Troy the door guard wants to be a pro songwriter but can't get Luis interested
or get Tony to talk to him.

  Tony tells Luis to drive him and Gracie Ancelotti (also seen in "IV" in the
missions "I'll Take Her," "Ransom," "She's a Keeper," "Diamonds are a Girl's
Best Friend," and as a Random Character) to her house in Alderney.

  Have Luis drive them to the west side of Babbage Dr. north of Hardtack Ave.
On the way, Gracie complains that Luis doesn't respond favorably to her advances
and Luis says he doesn't date mobster women after a bad experience with Dani Lu-
pisella.

  Tony and Gracie get out of Luis' car at Gracie's house.  Tony tells Luis to
send an Email to The Celebinator who's blog has been panning Tony and Luis
(VIII.2.b).

  You can have Luis stay at Gracie's place a bit to hear her and Tony talk about
her selling her car.  If her car is destroyed you fail the mission.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Blog_This!...

  Have Tony go to one of the [email protected] Internet Cafes indicated on the radar/in-game
map.  The nearest one is on the east side of Vitullo Ave. east of the east end
of Kemeny St.  Have Luis go to the Celebinator site and click LEAVE A COMMENT.
Luis writes that they're fans of The Celebinator so his spitefulness is confus-
ing--"give us a call and we'll try to can work it out."  Click SUBMIT and have
Luis leave the cafe.
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #7 - Blog This!... [100%] (1080p)" by
GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvQ-3pSTMeg

  Tony sends Luis a text message with the link to the Celebinator site but you
can't miss it--the site is advertised on the opening page of the computer.

  Luis gets $500.

  100% objectives
  Complete the mission in 2:30 or less
  Have 0% car damage

  The Liberty Tree site has an article related to "Bang Bang" (VIII.12)--"Blasts
Rock City."

  Luis calls Tony--after Luis read The Celebinator's blog Luis can understand
why they didn't let him into their club.  Luis says the note he sent was charm-
ing and Tony says they'll see where it goes.


  VIII.15  Frosting on the Cake

  This mission is seen from Johnny Klebitz' perspective in "Diamonds in the
Rough" in TLaD.  It precedes "Taking in the Trash" in "IV."

  Have Luis go to Tony's apartment between 7:00 am and 7:00 pm.

  Luis walks in on a cocaine party held by Evan, Gracie, Rocco, and Sharon.
Luis asks where Tony is.  They complain about Luis and Tony and finally Gracie
indicates Tony's location--Luis finds Tony passed out on the floor.  Luis wakes
up Tony and asks why he called.  Rocco reminds Tony it was for "that sparkly
thing" (diamonds).  Luis leads Tony outside and Evan, despite Luis' discourage-
ment, follows them.

  Tony chooses a Stretch E with the driver Costas.  Have Luis use the other
Stretch E to drive Evan to the dock by the Platypus (indicated on the radar/maps
as north of the east end of the Broker Bridge), East Hook, west Broker.  On the
way, Luis gets past Evan's delusions that his drug habit will make him important
in Tony's club business to get Evan to say that they're going to the docks for 2
mil. in diamonds and Tony may have borrowed the money from Rocco or Gracie.
Tony skimmed 10% so they'll have spending money.

  Tony, Luis, and Evan meet the Platypus cook.  Luis gives the cook a briefcase
containing money, the cook gives Evan the diamonds, and Jimmy Klebitz leads The
Lost in a raid of the deal.  Luis tells Evan to get the diamonds to the club.

  Luis is standing through the roof in the back of a Stretch E that also carries
Tony and is driven by Costas for a rail shooter mission.  The limo can't be de-
stroyed while Costas drives it but Luis can die.  He has an infinite amount of
Sticky bombs.  Use the RMB to aim and the Down arrow key to detonate.

  Have Luis use Sticky bombs to take out the roadblock of bikers and a couple
black Slamvans then any of The Lost that pursue them.  Some motorcycles and
black Slamvans appear on side streets and some 'cycles even appear ahead of
Luis' limo.  Check the radar for the red blips that indicate enemies.
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Rail_shooters

  Have Luis use two or more Sticky bombs to destroy a roadblock of four police
cars on Dukes Blvd.  Thanks to whatever57010 for the tip that the destruction
must include the second police car from the left before the limo can proceed.
  "TBoGT - Frosting on the Cake (All Possibilities)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXIN8GJ26QI

  Have Luis use three or more Sticky bombs each on the APC and, after Tony men-
tions it, the Annihilator that pursue across the Algonquin Bridge.  Two bikers
appear ahead of the limo.

  The APC looks like the SA S.W.A.T. but has the characteristics of a Rhino.
In this mission the cannon isn't used--a machine gun is fired from it.
  http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/S.W.A.T._%28vehicle%29

  (Thanks to whatever57010 for the tip that if you don't have Luis destroy the
APC and Annihilator--the APC stops about halfway across the bridge and the Anni-
hilator crashes soon after that.  So if you skip the cutscene where Costas is
about to be killed you can have Luis go back to the APC, shoot the driver and
any nearby attackers, and jack the APC.  You fail the mission but can save the
APC.)
  "TBoGT - Frosting on the Cake (All Possibilities)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXIN8GJ26QI

  (On PC you can spawn the APC with the Simple Trainer.)

  Costas is killed and Luis takes the wheel.  Have him get rid of a three star
wanted rating.  There's a Pay 'n' Spray on the south side of the west end of
Lorimar St. just west of Hercules.

  Have Luis drive Tony to Hercules.  On the way, Luis says Evan probably ran off
with the diamonds.  Tony says TanMan89--Evan--bleeted less than 10 min. ago:
"Cornered by bikers. Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. 2 young 2 die."  Luis thinks it was a
stupid time for Evan to do that--he got himself killed and lost the diamonds.
Tony agrees Evan was rotten but he was his boyfriend and he misses him.

  Tony panicks at how much further in debt he's getting.  Luis advises him to
keep cool, keep off drugs, and he'll see Tony soon.
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #10 - Frosting on the Cake [100%]
(1080p)" by GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckg021PCfbg

  Luis gets $3,500.

  100% Objectives
  Complete the mission in 5:45 or less (skip the initial cutscene to cut 2 min.
       off your score.)
  Luis takes less than 50% damage
  Amount of accuracy with the sticky bombs
  Lose the wanted level in 0:35 or less (Rusk recommends that you have Luis
       drive straight west.)
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396

  Tony calls--Evan is dead.  Luis says Evan died trying to steal the diamonds.
Tony says he loves guys like Evan and Luis saya Tony should see a psychiatrist
about it.  Tony is worried that Rocco wants his share of the diamond deal.  Luis
says Tony will think of a way out of it.

  The Liberty Tree and Weazel News sites each have an article on Evan's death.
Weazel News adds that Bryce Dawkins wants the ability to vote taken from gay
people.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Frosting_on_the_Cake


  VIII.16  Boulevard Baby

  Ray Bulgarin: Vitali Baganov  Vitali played Russian mobster Valery in two of
the more memorable episodes of the TV show "The Sopranos," both from 2001--"Pine
Barrens" and "...To Save Us All from Satan's Power."  In movies he's been in
"Sherlok Kholms i doktor Vatson: Krovavaya nadpis," 1979, and played the Half
Asleep Man in "Pieces of April," 2003.  He reprised the role of Bugarin from GTA
"IV," 2008.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0046518/
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_Barrens_%28The_Sopranos_episode%29
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitali_Baganov

  Monique: Giselle Rodriguez-Forte  Giselle played the Candy Store Girl in the
2000 short "Cusp," Jessica Perez in the TV movie "Ibanker," 2008, provided the
voice of Sissy for the game "Midnight Club: Los Angeles," 2008, supplied the
voice of Merche Coronado for the game "Red Dead Redemption," 2010, etc.  She was
also the associate producer for the film "H.O.M.E.," 2014.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1925934/

  Vic Manzano: Oscar De La Fe Colon  Oscar also played the Bazooka Guy #1 in
"Che: Part One," 2008.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3183321/

  Have Luis go to Maisonette 9 between 9:00 pm and 7:00 am.

  After Luis greets Dessie and enters the club Roman does his rendition ("La-
dies--hide your titties").  Luis greets an Asian woman at the bar, scr**s with
her in a back room, and walks with her through the club.

  Luis finds Tony drinking in a back room.  Tony says he's thought of a plan to
keep Rocco and Vinnie happy.  On their way out they pass Russian gangster Ray
Bulgarin ("Russian Revolution," etc., "IV") who's with his aide Timur at a ta-
ble.  Ray wants Tony to tell him how much he has to pay for sex with women in
the club but Tony says they're not that kind.  Tony leaves Luis to take care of
him.   Ray wants to know where to buy cocaine--Luis says he doesn't know.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Boulevard_Baby

  Tony has Luis use Tony's Schafter to drive him to Bahama Mamas.  On the way,
Luis indicates it's where the bridge and tunnel crowd hang out.  Tony tells Luis
Rocco wants Luis to hit on a lady in there--Monique from the Derriere store in
Suffolk--to get at her boyfriend who owns the place but is in Venturas.
  "TBoGT - Boulevard Baby (All Possibilities)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA_qp26pMGc

  Have Luis go to Monique on the dance floor and succeed at a dance with her
(VII.5.a).

  Luis and Monique go into a back room to scr** leaving Maurice to guard the
door.  Her boyfriend Vic bullies his way past Maurice and finds her giving oral
sex to Luis.  She's surpised and says Vic was supposed to be in Venturas.  Vic
punches her in the stomach, knocks her to the ground, then spits on her.  He
reaches for a Pistol .44 to shoot Luis.

  Have Luis shoot Vic (the game helps you aim the shot at Vic's head), a gang-
ster in the adjoining small room, have Luis take cover to shoot three gangsters
in the dance room, three gangsters and a fourth behind the bar in the bar room,
shoot two gangsters while you have him go up the stairs, and one just past the
top of the stairs.

  Have Luis go outside and leave the area before the police arrive.  A good
route is south across the street to an alley, south then west in the alley, then
south on the street.
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #9 - Boulevard Baby [100%] (1080p)" by
GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYD-0kAmQS4

  100% Objectives
  Complete the mission in 3:10 or less
  Have Luis take less than 40% damage
  Groove On--have Luis dance correctly with Monique
  Good Guy--during the shootout don't have Luis hurt any non-attacking club mem-
       bers including Monique

  Luis gets $3,000.

  Luis calls Tony--Luis complains that Monique's boyfriend wasn't in Venturas
and the club got shot up.  Tony tells him to get some rest and we'll talk soon.
"You're keeping us afloat here, Luis."

  The .44 is available from Armando's Gun Van for $640.  If you've done 10 Drug
Wars there's a pickup for it on the small table in Luis' save place.

  Don't have Luis hurt Monique or a non-attacking club member and you get the
"Good Guy" Achievement.

  Your stat for dancing at Hercules, Maisonette 9, and Bahama Mamas will appear.

  The Liberty Tree site has an article about a shootout at Bahama Mama's--a "no-
torious bridge and tunnel mecca"-- that left a number dead including owner (and
Monique's boyfriend) Vic Manzano.

  Tony calls--he wants Luis to help someone to whom Tony owes money.


  Mori Kibbutz' missions

  VIII.17  Kibbutz Number One

  Mori Kibbutz: Jeff Gurner  Jeff has been in a number of TV series such as
playing Johnson/2007 and Sholoff/2009 in a couple episodes of the TV series "Law
& Order: Criminal Intent," an AA Group Member in a 2012 episode of the TV series
"Nurse Jackie," etc.  Gamers might know him better as supplying the voices of
Jack Lupino/Junkie/Mercenary/Killer Suit for "Max Payne," 2001, Ralph/Lucas Ber-
tone for "Mafia: The City of Lost Heaven," 2002 (I did a walk-through for that
one), Skinz for "Manhunt," 2003, a voice for "The Warriors," 2005, Rusty/Deputy/
Night Springs Cop for "Alan Wake," 2010, etc.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0348669/

  Send Luis to Brucie Kibbutz' ("IV") place, Brucie's Executive Lifestyle Autos,
on the east side of Mohanet Ave. north of Chicory St., BOABO, Broker, to meet
Brucie's older brother Mori.

  Mori has a self-engrandizing way of talking like Brucie.  Luis keeps criticiz-
ing it to no avail.  When Brucie appears Mori announces his visit and belittles
Brucie who shows a long-suffering reaction. 

  Have Luis use Mori's Buffalo to drive them to the east side of the dead end
road south of Rocket St., Chase Point, southeast Bohan.  Have Luis lead Mori
down to the shipping area by the dock.

  A spokesperson for the mobsters there say Mori is a rip off merchant so won't
do business with him.  But Mori insists they hand over the goods and a shootout
begins.

  Have Luis use a Carbine rifle to shoot the three gangsters before him.

  After that, have Luis shoot the mobster who appears with a Rocket launcher in
the second window, front to back, of a third story opening of the building to
Luis' left/north.

  Thanks to the video by whatever57010 for the tips that the mobster won't start
firing till you have Luis kill the first three mobsters or send Luis to the
building.  Luis won't get hit unless you send him into the path of the missiles
which all land in one small area just past the two small piles of blocks just
ahead.  (You don't have to send Luis into the building which makes three more
armed mobsters appear and makes the guy with a Rocker Launcher become a guy with
an AK47.)  Whatever57010 adds that this mission has a wanted rating exploit--
Luis can't get a wanted level during this mission.
  "TBoGT - Kibbutz Number One (All Possibilities)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWAPj0Ulbb0

  Have Luis hit a  mobster that's in a second story opening of that building,
one a bit farther east in the yard, then go east to shoot two in the farther
east area and one that comes from a ground level door of that building.  Have
Luis go east and down a ramp.

  Luis and Mori get in a Dinghy.  Have Luis use Sticky bombs (aim with the RMB
and detonate with the Down arrow key) to kill several mobsters who try to flee
south in three speedboats.

  Have Luis take Mori to an inlet just north of Pier 45 (the projection of
southeast Algonquin coast that has a "#" marking on the radar/maps).  Mori tells
him to come by soon--they have more to discuss.
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #11 - Kibbutz Number One [100%]
(1080p)" by GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWH5W3n3nIM
  http://gta.wikia.com/Kibbutz_Number_One

  100% Objectives
  Complete the mission in 5:00 or less
  Have Luis take less than 50% damage
  Have less than 60% boat damage
  Achieve a top boat speed of 70mph (First person view helps)
  Have Luis kill 10 enemies with headshots

  Thanks to Robert Rusk for the tip that there are more gunmen inside the build-
ing if you have Luis enter it so you can have him get more headshots if you need
to.
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396

  Have Luis achieve at least 70% accuracy

  Quickdraw the RPG  Have Luis kill the guy with the Rocket launcher before he
fires a rocket.

  Thanks to Robert Rusk for the tip to have Luis kill two of the three men be-
fore him leaving the left one alone, kill the guy on the second floor of the
building on the left, switch to the Shotgun Ex, and go into the gap between the
large crate and the wall to the right.  Have Luis slowly go forward beyond the
crate (Mori will keep the spared attacker busy) while siming at the third floor
window used by the attacker with the Rocket launcher and shoot him the moment he
appears.
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396

  Whatever57010 recommends that you have Luis shoot the Assault SMG at, or throw
rubble at, the nearest three attackers till the mobster with the Rocket Launcher
appears then shoot him with an Assault SMG. (17:45)
  "TBoGT - Kibbutz Number One (All Possibilities)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcC-b-LSXHo

  Luis gets $500.

  Luis calls Tony.


  Yusuf Amir's missions

  VIII.18  Sexy Time

  The title refers to a phrases used by Borat--a character by Sacha Baron Cohen.
The connection seems to be he and Borat are both naive yet trying to be worldly
and promiscuous so some bad habits, such as regarding women, are blatant.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borat
  http://gta.wikia.com/Sexy_Time

  Have Luis go to Yusuf's place on the east side of Columbus Ave. south of Py-
rite St., Middle Park East, Algonquin.

  Yusuf is braggarty about his real estate wealth and promiscuity while trying
to sound trendy about African-American slang.  (One obvious cringe inducer is
that, as Luis points out to him later, he needs to moderate his use of the "N"
bomb.)  Yusuf wants Luis to steal a helicopter for him to give his father--to
pay respect to his father and make him stop criticizing Yusuf.

  (See 100% objectives below for the method of using the Swift in a pre-save
play-through--it can't be used for a replay.)

  Have Luis go to the marina south of the cul de sac south of the south curve of
Castle Dr. and get a speedboat to pilot to the Buzzard--indicated by a green
blip on the radar/in-game map--on a big yacht south of the east side of Alder-
ney.  A patrol boat is indicated by a red blip.  A cutscene shows Frickie Van
Hardenburg boasting about the killing ability of the Buzzard to a small group of
people.  Have Luis jack the Buzzard from a helipad on the third deck at the back
of the yacht.

  The game prompts you to have Luis fly the Buzzard to the helipad but you can
have it flown in any direction and Luis calls Yusuf.  Yusuf says the people on
the yacht enable terror cells and war criminals so tells Luis to destroy the
yacht and everyone on board.

  Have Luis destroy the partol boat by flying toward it from behind then firing
while dipping the front of the chopper down.

  Have Luis damage three areas of the yacht:
  - put a hole in the side of the bow,
  - cause an explosion to destroy the tower in the middle,
  - and cause an explosion on the stern.

  A cutscene shows the yacht capsize and sink.

  Have Luis kill the arms dealers with Rocket launchers who flee in three Din-
ghys.
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #12 - Sexy Time [PC - 100%] (1080p)" by 
GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_fDzRqhztk

  On PC you can use the Simple Trainer to make this easier.
  To use the Swift to kill the men on the patrol boat go to Mission Help > kill
ped attached to valid destruction marker.  Leave that on the screen, have Luis
fly near the boat, and press NP5.
  To keep the Swift steady while destroying the yacht use Airbreak (F6).
  To use the Swift to kill the men on the three fleeing boats go to Mission Help
> kill ped attached to valid destruction marker.  Leave that on the screen and
press NP5 when you have Luis fly near each of the targets.

  In a worst case scenario, the three Dinghys go ashore at the north coast of
Alderney at the inlet north of the "Ave" of "Beaverhead Ave" on the paper map.
You can have Luis land by them, get out of the Swift, and destroy them.  Don't
have him go far from the Swift or you fail the mission.  Eight (?) men flee and
they're only indicated by red blips on the radar/in-game map while Luis is in
the Swift.  You can have Luis land the Swift by each one, get out of the Swift,
and kill them.

  Luis calls Yusuf who tells him to bring the helicopter to his helipad--on the
roof of the skyscraper north of the west end of the Broker Bridge--where his
main aide Ahmed is waiting.  Have Luis fly the Swift there.

  A cutscene shows Ahmend accepting the helicopter.  He tells Luis that Yusuf is
obsessed with obtaining what he can't (normally/legally) buy.

  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #9 - Sexy Time (1080p)" by Willzyyy  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_3730752891

  100% objectives
  Complete the mission in 6:00 or less
  Thanks to Rusk for the tip to have Luis go to this mission in the Swift heli-
copter from the Westminster helipad in the initial play through (it can't be
done for a replay).  Have Luis park it just south of the Libertonian and close
to the wall along Columbus Ave.  (If it's parked in the street close to the mis-
sion marker it disappears.)  After the first cutscene have Luis fly straight to
the yacht, get a cutscene, then have Luis bail to the water by the stern.
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396

  Have Luis take 0% damage
  Destroy four enemy boats (the patrol boat and the three that flee)
  http://gta.wikia.com/Sexy_Time

  Luis gets $10,000.

  Tony calls--he pretends that he was upset about the boat accident then admits
it was a put on.  He warns Luis not to work for others--Luis pretends he wasn't
involved but says if he was it was for their interests.

  The Liberty Tree and Public Liberty Online sites have articles that say Frick-
ie Van Hardenburg was killed on a yacht.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Frickie_Van_Hardenburg

  A Liberty Tree article says the reality show of Jack Howitzer (a GTA character
since "Vice City") has bad ratings.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Jack_Howitzer

  The Celebinator site has articles about various characters from the missions
of Club Management (VIII.10)--the British prince, Daisy Cash-Cooze, Bruce Spade,
Al Di Napoli, Poppy Mitchell, and Clay Jackson.


  VIII.19  High Dive

  Ahmed Khaleel: Mohammed Dagman  Mohammed was an art director for 13 2008-2009
episodes of the TV series "Z Rock" and "I'm Obsessed with You (But You've Got to
Leave Me Alone)," 2014.  He played Dr. Mobile in the 2011 short "Roger's Num-
ber" etc.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2043434/

  Tahir Saaed: Oscar De La Fe Colon  Oscar played Bazooka Guy #1 in "Che: Part
One," 2008.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3183321/

  Have Luis go to Yusuf's place, Middle Park East, Algonquin.  Yusuf is over-
heard on the phone to his father trying vainly to get his respect--his father
thinks Yusuf is a reckless partier.  Yusuf says he's about to close the deal to
build the biggest tower.  Yusuf tells Luis to accompany him to a business meet-
ing with Ahmed and his brother.

  Have Luis drive Yusuf to Rotterdam Tower.  On the way, Yusuf gives Luis a
Shotgun Ex.  Yusuf calls Ahmed who seems unusually agitated so Yusuf sends Luis
to the meeting alone.  Yusuf leaves Luis to tend to the meeting and drives away.
(If you send Luis after Yusuf's car you may notice that Yusuf can't drive very
well.)

  Have Luis go inside to the marker by the elevator which takes him to the ob-
servation deck.  Have Luis go to the north side to meet Ahmed and Tahir.  They
seem paranoid that Luis is on to them for having planned something bad for Yu-
suf.  Luis throws Tahir off the roof and Ahmed flees.  Luis has a four star
wanted level.

  Have Luis kill the NOOSE agent then the helicopter to the west, go counter-
clockwise around the corner, and kill a NOOSE agent who leaves an Armor pickup.
Have him go to the bottom of the stairs, kill the NOOSE agent who's at the top
of them, and go up the stairs.

  Have Luis kill the NOOSE agent and shoot down the helicopter to the east, go
up the short ladder, turn back west to kill a NOOSE agaent and shoot down a
helicopter, go clockwise around the corner to kill a NOOSE agent, and go clock-
wise around the corner to kill two NOOSE agents ahead and a third that's on the
next higher roof.

  Have Luis go up the short ladder and shoot east to kill a NOOSE agent, go up
the short ladder and start climbing the long ladder.

  A cutscene shows Luis climbing the ladder after the fleeing Ahmed.

  Have Luis climb to the top of the long ladder, shoot down a chopper, and climb
the second and final tall ladder to the small roof Ahmed is on.

  Ahmed gives Luis a Parachute and says they hoped to wiretap Yusuf--not Luis.
Luis lightly pushes Ahmed who draws himself back too far and off the tower to
his death.

  Luis jumps off the tower.  Let him get about five stories (?) high before de-
ploying the chute (LMB).
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #13 - High Dive [100%] (1080p)" by GTA
Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jakcxr4A_uY
  "TBoGT - High Dive (All Possibilities)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrC-9rjDGU

  100% Objectives
  Complete the mission in 4:10 or less
  Have Luis take less than 50% damage
  Have Luis kill six enemies with headshots
  Have 70% accuracy
       Rusk recommends having Luis use the Advanced MG on NOOSE agents on foot and
       having him lure chopper pilots to the observation deck to shoot them with a
       sniper rifle.
  Have Luis destroy four helicopters
  Free fall for a short length of time

  Luis gets $15,000.

  Luis calls Yusuf to say his aides planned for him to be killed by NOOSE so the
aides could take over the business.  Yusuf plans to drown his sorrows in drugs
and partying (although he seems like he'd probably be doing that anyway).

  You can have Luis call for Armando's Gun Van to buy Parachutes ($100) and Ex-
plosive shells ($160 per 20 explosive shells) for the Auto shotgun which makes
it the Shotgun Ex.
  If you've done 30 Drug Wars a Shotgun Ex pickup spawns in Luis' save place.
  Parachute pickups appear in various locations around the map (VIII.21).
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396

  The Liberty Tree and Weazel News sites have articles about the explosions at
the top of Rotterdam Tower and are skeptical about the NOOSE explanation that
the event happened while they made a PR video.  The Liberty tree mentions the
death of Tahir Saaed and Weael News mentions that Ahmed Khaleel and Tahir Saaed
were involved.  Weazel News radio reports the event as well.
  http://gta.wikia.com/High_Dive

  Tony calls.  He's organized a meeting for them with The Celebinator to show
him they're not bad guys.  He's going to take The Celebinator on a helicopter
tour.  This call starts the next mission.


  Tony Prince's missions cont.

  VIII.20  ...Blog This!

  Have Luis get in Tony's helicopter on the heliport by the West River west of
Union Drive West west of Hercules.  Tony gives Luis a Parachute and tells him
to fly them over Happiness Island.  Have have fly through or near the three red
rings.

  On the way, the Celebinator indicates an inflated sense of self-importance
and that he perceives them as having unfairly denied him entry to Tony's clubs.
After you have the helicopter go through the third ring, Tony takes the controls
and tells Luis to show the Celebinator the sights.  Luis holds the Celebinator
out of the door to frighten him.

  Press R to have Luis punch him.
  Press Spacebar to have Luis slap hom.
  Press F to have Luis throw him out of the helicopter.
  If you don't Luis eventually throws him out anyway.

  Luis dives after the Celebinator.  Aim Luis with the mouse, press W to have
him dive faster, and press S to have him dive slower as needed to have him meet
the Celebinator and Luis catches him.  Have Luis open his Parachute with the
LMB, aim him with the mouse, press S to have him fall relatively slower and for-
ward, and press W to have him fall relatively faster and downward.

  There's a similar scene in the movie "Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connec-
tion," 1990.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delta_Force_2:_The_Colombian_Connection
  http://gta.wikia.com/Blog_This

  Luis gets $2,000.

  100% objectives
  Complete the mission in 2:10 or less
       Have Luis near the Westminster helipad when he gets the phone call that
       starts the mission, throw out the Celebinator right away, pause before hav-
       ing Luis deploy his chute, and have him land on Happiness Island.
  Have Luis take 0% damage
  Have Luis catch the Celebinator in 0:08
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #14 - ...Blog This! [100%] (1080p)" by
GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz7QkGud5Ls

  "TBoGT - ...Blog This! (All Possibilities)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1eBv1JdFpc

  Luis calls Tony--Luis assures Tony the Celebinator won't give them smackdown
talk any more.  Tony says they should schmooze with journalists more often.
Luis says it would be his pleasure.

  The Celebinator site admits being mistaken--Tony and Luis are awesome and Mai-
sonette 9 and Hercules are the hottest clubs in town.

  Ray Bulgarin calls--he needs help and heard Luis is the man to talk to espe-
cially since Tony's ship is sinking.  He tells Luis to "come to my house"
(VIII.29).


  VIII.21  Base Jumping

  Have Luis go to one of the 15 Parachute icons and press the Action key for a
Base Jump.

  Guide Luis' Parachute flight to a target.  Press the LMB to have Luis jump.
You can speed his fall with W and slow his fall with S.  Press the LMB to deploy
the chute.  Steer the Parachute with W, S, A, and D the same as in "San Andre-
as."  S causes him to lean back to go forward more in the ratio of forward/down
and W causes him to go down more in the ratio.

  Try to get the side to side aim first then adjust W or S as needed.  If a tar-
get is far down but not far horizontally you might have Luis wait before deploy-
ing the chute, Press W to have him fall or glide downward faster, or have him
make a circle in the air to approach the target from farther away horizontally.

  Accuracy is based on how close to the middle of the target he lands.  In the
case of helicopter jumps, accuracy is also based on whether or not Luis goes
through the red rings used as checkpoints.  Once a Base Jump is done, the red
icon for it turns to grey, but you can repeat a jump for the rest of the game
and try to improve your score.

  There are five each of three kinds of jumps:

  Target jumps--have Luis jump from a stationary structure to a stationary tar-
get.  The target is indicated by a bulls eye marker in the game and by a blip on
the radar/in-game map.

  Vehicle jumps--have Luis land on the bed of a Flatbed or on a Marquis.  The
target is indicated by a blip on the radar/in-game map.  For some vehicle jumps
you have Luis use a Sanchez to drive off a building toward the target then press
F to have him exit it, etc., since he couldn't reach the target otherwise.

  Helicopter jumps--guide Luis' flight through red rings to a target.  The tar-
get is indicated by a bulls eye marker in the game and by a blip on the radar/
in-game map.  Luis earns $30 each time you guide him through a red ring.  (If he
appears in the helicopter without a Parachute scroll to Parachute and press the
LMB.)

  After 15 base jumps a Parachute pickup spawns in Luis' save place.

  The 15 base jumps are required for 100% completion and the the Gone Down
Achievement.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Base_Jumps

  Rob Rusk
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396

  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - BASE Jumps [Gone Down Achievement / Trophy]
(1080p)" by GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcm18EJUICk


  VIII.21.a  Alderney

  Base Jump #1
  Tudor
  At the Tudor LCFD building on the inside of the northwest bend of Hardtack
Ave.
  Helicopter
  Aim Luis east and use W, then south-southeast and use W, twist and then go
east and use W, go east and use S, then use S ans go east-northeast to land in
the parking lot of Hooters.

  Base Jump #2
  Alderney City
  On the tall building on the north side of Koresh Sq. west of Boyden Ave.  The
tall building looks like the National Newark Building in Newark, New Jersey.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Newark_Building
  Vehicle
  Have Luis deploy his chute right away then go to the bed of the Flatbed going
east on Plumbers Skyway.

  Base Jump #3
  Westdyke
  At the mansion helipad north of Owl Creek Ave. between the two intersections
of it with Big Horn Dr., Westdyke
  Helicopter
  Aim Luis south to the first checkpoint, northeast for the next one, northeast
while pressing W for the next one, then southwest for the next two and the tar-
get on the coast east of Percell Rd.


  VIII.21.b  Algonquin

  Base Jump #4
  City Hall
  At the emergency room door of the hospital on the east side of Union Drive
West south of Calcium St.
  Vehicle
  Have Luis wait about five sec., drive the Sanchez off the hospital, and jump
off the 'cycle and deploy the chute right away.  Press S as needed to have Luia
land on a Marquis that slowly pulls away from a dock to the southwest.  This is
similar to #7.

  Base Jump #5
  The Triangle
  At Rotterdam Tower on the east side of Frankfort Ave. south of Hematite St.
  Target
  Press W till Luis is about half way down, deploy the chute, then have him con-
tinue to the target in a park on the south side of Diamond St. west of Denver
Ave.

  Base Jump #6
  The Triangle
  At the building at the south side of Iron St. east of Denver-Exeter Ave.
  Target
  Aim Luis at the target at Burlesque/Denver-Exeter Ave. just north of Kunzite
St.

  Base Jump #7
  Easton
  At the GetaLife Building on the east side of Columbus Ave. north of Iron St.
  Vehicle
  Have Luis wait about five sec., drive the Sanchez off the building, and jump
off the 'cycle and deploy the chute right away.  Aim him toward the bed of the
Flatbed going south on Columbus Ave.  This is similar to #4.

  Base Jump #8
  Lancet
  At the Zirconium Building on the west side of Bismarck Ave. north of Jade St.
  Target
  Aim Luis toward the target to the north at the intersection of Bismarck Ave.
and Lorimar St. and wait a few seconds to deploy the chute.  Press W as needed.

  Base Jump #9
  Star Junction
  At the BAWSAQ building on the east corner of Burlesque south of Kunzite St.
  Target
  Aim Luis toward the target which is to the north at the intersection of Den-
ver-Exeter Ave. and Lorimar St. and repeat the method used for jump #8.

  Base Jump #10
  Star Junction
  At the MeTV Building on the west side of Denver-Exeter Ave. south of Kunzite
St.
  Vehicle
  Deploy the Parachute soon after the jump then press W as needed to have him
land on the bed of the Flatbed going east on Kunzite St.

  Base Jump #11
  Star Junction
  At the Thespian Theaters Building on the east side of Denver-Exeter Ave. south
of Lorimar St.  Some call it the "Pirate Building" because it has a lit sign in
front advertising Pirate music, movies, and games.
  Vehicle
  The target vehicle, a Flatbed, starts close to the jump and moves south on
Denver-Exeter Ave.  Press W most of the way down, deploy the Parachute, then
press S to slow Luis down as needed to land him on the bed of the truck.

  Base Jump #12
  The Westminster helipad
  Helicopter
  The helicopter is south of Happiness Island and the jump ends at the base of
the Statue of Happiness.  After the last checkpoint press W as needed to hit the
target.


  VIII.21.c  Broker

  Base Jump #13
  Firefly Island
  South of the cross of the pier at the south coast
  Helicopter
  Wait a few sec. to have Luis deploy the chute then mainly press W as needed to
adjust his downward speed.  Have Luis go northeast, northeast while you press W,
east-northeast through a couple red rings, and land on Shinnecock Ave. north of
Ketchum St.  After the last checkpoint press S as needed to get Luis to the tar-
get.


  VIII.21.d  Francis International Airport

  Base Jump #14
  Francis International Airport
  By the helipad on top of the LCPD building that's across the parking lot west
of the entrance to the airport terminel.  The stairs to the roof of the LCPD
building are on the south side of the building.
  Helicopter
  Have Luis fall south most of the way to the first checkpoint before opening
his chute, have Luis make a circle in the air then press W to go to the second
checkpoint, go southwest to the third, go north to the last checkpoint, and
press W a bit to get Luis to the target at Savannah Ave./Seymour Ave.


  VIII.21.e  Dukes

  Base Jump #15
  East Island City
  At the LC24 Tower on the east side of Bunker Hill Ave. north of Harrison St.,
East Island City
  Target
  Have Luis jump, deploy his chute right away, and go southeast to the target on
Stillwater Ave. at Parr St.

 
  VIII.22  Parachutes

  To have Luis use a Parachute, scroll to the Parachute item icon in his weap-
ons/item inventory shown in the upper right corner of the screen, press the LMB
to have him put on the Parachute, and have him drop toward a lower level.  You
can speed his fall with W and slow his fall with S.

  Press the LMB to deploy the chute.  Steer the Parachute with W, S, A, and D
the same as in "San Andreas."  S causes him to lean back to go forward more in
the ratio of forward/down and W causes him to go down more in the ratio.

  If you have Luis drop from a height of three stories or less the chute is de-
ployed but he isn't wasted and the Parachute is saved for another use.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Parachute

  It first appears in "High Dive."  Afterward Parachutes can be purchased from
Armando Torres for $100 and spawn in various locations--see below.  Thanks to
Robert Rusk for the locations.
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396

 

  VIII.22.a  Alderney

  1.  It's on the northeast corner of the roof of the tall building on the east
side of Rand Ave. north of the Booth Tunnel Helipad, Alderney City.
  2.  It's below the east edge of the helipad above the west end of the Booth
Tunnel, Alderney City.
  3.  It's on the east end of a tall east-west crane east of Latchkey Ave. and
Barsac Ave., Port Tudor.

  VIII.22.b  Happiness Island

  4.  It's on the coffee cup of the Statue of Happiness.

  VIII.22.c  Algonquin

  5.  It's on the west side of the top of the tall building at the northeast
corner of Denver Ave./Uranium St., East Holland.
  6.  It's on the south end of the roof of the black skyscraper at the northwest
corner of Bismarck Ave./Manganese St., Hatton Gardens.  There's a window washer
platform on the east side of the building.
  7.  It's on an air conditioning unit on the northeast section of the roof of
the Majestic Hotel on the south side of Nickel St. east of Denver-Exeter Ave.,
Star Junction (just south of Middle Park).  The window washer platform on the
south side of the building isn't available outside of "Late Checkout" ("IV").
Access by air
  8.  It's on top of a large air conditioning unit at the north end of the roof
of The Star Plaza Hotel at the southwest corner of Manganese St./Burlesque, Star
Junction.
  9.  It's in the middle of the second, bottom to top, set of three roofs on the
east side of the Bank of Liberty building at the southwest corner of Burlesque/
Lorimar St., Star Junction.
  10.  It's on a small rectangular area at the northwest corner of the highest
roof of the skyscraper at the southeast corner of Lorimar St./Denver-Exeter
Ave., Star Junction.
  11.  It's on top of the brown base of the satellite dish tower on top of the
BAWSAQ building at southeast corner of Kunzite St./Denver-Exeter Ave., Star
Junction.
  12.  It's on a small balcony on the southwest corner near the top of the sky-
scraper that looks like the Chrysler Building at the northwest corner of Bis-
marck Ave./Jade St., Lancet.  Access by air
  13.  It's at the south end of the roof of the narrow skyscraper that looks
like the Flatiron Building at the northwest corner of Columbus Ave./Garnet St.,
The Triangle.  Al Dente's restaurant is on the ground level.  Access by air
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatiron_Building
  14.  It's on an upper round ledge of Rotterdam Tower.  Have Luis use the blue
marker on the west side of Denver-Exeter Ave. north of Garnet St., The Triangle,
and press the Action key to have him appear on the observation deck.  Have him
go up the stairs, up three short ladders, and up a long ladder to the ledge.
  15.  It's on the western glass enclosed room at the top of the skyscraper west
of the intersection of Union Drive West/Feldspar St., Castle Garden City.
  16.  It's on top of the blue-green dome of the skyscraper west of the inter-
section of Union Drive West/Diamond St., Castle Garden City.
  17.  It's on the southeast part of the narrow walkway around the top of the
Civic Citadel at the west corner of Calcium St./Liberty Lane.
  18.  It's on the east side of the widest circular roof at the top of the sky-
scraper bordered by Columbus Ave., Diamond St., Calcium St., and Denver Ave.
Access by air
  19.  It's on the east side of the roof of the skyscraper with a rooftop heli-
pad at the north side of the west end of the Broker Bridge, Fishmarket South.
Access by air
  20.  It's on the northwest corner of the roof of the skyscraper at the south-
east corner of Barium St. and Albany Ave., The Exchange.  Access by air
  21.  It's on the ground at the north end of the Heli Tours helipad area, Fish-
market South.

  There's a Parachute pickup a few feet north of the Base Jump marker at the
Westminster helipad after 100% completion of the game.
  
  VIII.22.d  Bohan, Dukes, Broker

  22.  It's on the northwest section of the roof of the tall apartment building
indicated by a spot shaped a bit like a Chevrolet bow tie logo on the radar/maps
west of Hollowback St./San Quentin Ave., South Bohan.
  23.  It's on the west side of the top observation deck of Liberty State Pavil-
lion Towers, Meadows Park, Dukes.  Have Luis go to the tower indicated by the
smaller of two round spots on the radar/maps and climb four ladders.
  24.  It's on the south side of the top of the east support tower of the Broker
Bridge, Broker.

  A Parachute pickup is available on the floor of Luis' apartment on Galveston
Ave. by Wardite St., North Holland, Algonquin, after 15 Base Jumps.

  A Parachute can be spawned by using a phone code--359-555-7272.

  It can also be spawned with the Simple Trainer--go to Weapons > Parachute.
You can choose the color of the smoke to trail behind it by going to Options >
Set Color and Bone for Parachute Smoke, and you can press F7 while Luis falls in
a Parachute to cause smoke to trail behind it.


  Mori Kibbutz' missions cont.

  VIII.23  This Ain't Checkers

  Have Luis go to Brucie's place on the east side of Mohanet Ave. north of Chic-
ory St., BOABO, Broker, to meet Mori.

  Mori lords it over his brother Brucie after beating him at chess and leaves
him sobbing.  Luis shakes his head as he follows Mori outside.

  Have Luis use Mori's red Buffalo to drive him to the heliport by the Bus Lane
at Fishmarket South.  On the way, Mori proposes that Tony's debt to Mori will be
dropped, and Luis can forget all obligations to Mori but one, if Luis beats him
at a race.  If Luis loses, he has to work for Mori for life.

  Luis and Mori are lifted by a helicopter and told they've been provided Para-
chutes, boats, and cars and must race from one vehicle to the next.  The first
to get to the finish line in Middle Park wins.

  Use W to have Luis fall fast toward his speed boat, which is indicated by a
grey-green blip on the radar/in-game map at the northwest side of Happiness Is-
land, and delay the deployment of his chute till late in the fall.

  (The red blip to the east should represent Mori who's behind Luis.)

  Have him pilot the boat west to go through the red markers clockwise around
the south and west coasts of Alderney and speed ashore west of the Westdyke (ac-
tually Leftwood) hospital to the green blip on the radar/in-game map and enter
a sports car.

  Have Luis go northeast on Manzano Rd., east on Manzano Rd.*, south on Sacra-
mento Ave., east on Franklin St., south on Rand Ave., east across the Hickey
Bridge* and Topaz St.*, south on Columbus Ave., and west on Quartz St.* to the
red marker that includes a checkerboard pattern.

  * use the Cinematic Camera key for a Nitro speed boost

  Mori claims he wanted to lose the race.  He tells Luis to come by Brucie's for
one more job--procuring cars.

  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #15 - This Ain't Checkers [100%]
(1080p)" by GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNHA9jBsxJs

  100% Objectives
  Complete the mission in 7:30 or less
  Have Luis take 0% Damage
  Have Luis land in one of the boats after freefalling
  Keep Luis in first place for the entire race
  http://gta.wikia.com/This_Ain't_Checkers

  Luis gets $1,000.


  VIII.24  Triathlons

  Have Luis go to one of the three checkered flag icons to start a Triathlon.

  Have Luis deploy his Parachute after his competitors to establish a lead for
him to hold.  As in "This Ain't Checkers," have Luis parachute to a boat (try to
have Luis land in his boat) or even dive into the water by a boat (don't let him
land on a solid that way or he'll be killed).  Have him pilot it through red
markers to the shore, get in a car (I had him use the green Bullet GT), and race
through red markers to the finish line.

  You can use the Cinematic Camera key for a Nitro speed boost on straightaways.
(I had Luis win all three races without it.)  A red cannister by the radar indi-
cates the amount of Nitro left.
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Triathlons (1080p)" by GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmuT5H-amC4

  Luis gets $1,000 per Triathlon win.  They can be replayed for the rest of the
game.

  Complete the three Triathlons for 100% completion.

  VIII.24.a  Alderney City

  Have Luis go to the marker for a checkered flag icon in a lot south of the
east stretch of Asahara Rd.

  Have him Parachute and press W as needed to send him from above the east side
of the road that's a rounded rectangle by the Normandy docks down to one of the
boats by the most southern of the five long thin Alderney City piers northeast
of that.

  Have him use the boat to race north through the West River to northeast West-
dyke and get in a car.

  Have him go south over the dirt roads (carefully), south on Beaverhead Ave.,
west on Sacramento Ave., west on Owl Creek Ave., south and west on Big Horn Dr.,
south and east on Beaverhead Ave., south on Flathead Rd., west and southwest on
Manzano Rd., and take the Plumbers Skyway (where you might use Nitro) mainly
south to a curved offramp in Tudor.

  VIII.24.b  Charge Island

  Have Luis go to the marker for a checkered flag icon south of the west end of
the only west-east road in southeast Charge Island.

  Have him Parachute from above a spot northwest of the northwest coast of Bohan
down and south to one of the boats at a dock southwest of the west end of Apple-
jack St., west Bohan.

  Have him pilot it counter-clockwise around Bohan to a beach just east of the
south end of the Dukes Bay Bridge, Steinway, Dukes, and get in a car.

  Have him drive it southwest over the grass (carefully), cross Hewes St., go
west and southwest on Dukes Dr. (carefully), west and south on Franklin St.,
east on Hooper St., and northeast on Dukes Blvd. to where it intersects with
Hewes St., Meadows Park.  The safest time for some Nitro is during that last
stretch on Dukes Blvd.

  VIII.24.c  BOABO

  Have Luis go to the marker for a checkered flag icon on the west side of Mo-
hanet Ave. north of the east end of the Algonquin Bridge.

  Have him Parachute from above Union Drive East near Pier 45 down and north to
one of the boats north of the two barges east of Jade St.

  Have him use the boat to race north through the Humboldt River and clockwise
around Bohan to the east side of the inlet north of the north end of Planche
St., Northern Gardens, and get in a car.

  Have Luis drive it south over the curved dirt road (carefully), go west on the
Northern Expressway, Grand Blvd., and the Northern Heights Bridge, and west and
south on Frankfort Ave. to where the west side of Frankfort Ave. meets Jade St.,
Star Junction.  You might have Luis use Nitro on the long west and south
straightaways.
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396


  Mori Kibbutz' missions cont.

  VIII.25  No. 3

  The title refers to the "IV" mission "No. 1" in which you have Niko come in
first in a race with Brucie.  In this mission you have Luis come in third in a
car chase with Mori and Brucie.
  http://gta.wikia.com/No._3

  Have Luis drive to Brucie's place to meet Mori.

  Luis walks in on another scene of Mori humiliating Brucie and tells Mori he's
the worst a**hole he's seen and he should try something other than "tough love."
Mori pretends he's considering it then tells them to follow him for some fun.

  Have Luis use Mori's Buffalo to drive Mori and Brucie to a car park on the
north side of Topaz St. east of Frankfort Ave., Middle Park.  On the way, Mori
gives them headsets so he can give them instructions later and continues to be-
little Brucie.

  At the car park, Mori pays the attendant.  Mori gets in the yellow Turismo at
the bottom of a lift and drives it to the street.  Have Luis go to the button on
the lift.  Press the Action key then S to have him lower a blue F620 which Bruc-
ie drives to the street then press the Action key then S again to have Luis low-
er a red and white Bullet GT.  Have Luis drive the Bullet GT to the street.

  Have Luis follow Mori (the big blue blip on the radar) and Brucie west on To-
paz St., north on Frankfort Ave., and west on Vauxite St.  Luis gets a three
star wated level--Mori says he tipped off the police to add intensity to the
chase.

  Have Luis continue following Mori and Brucie as they go south on Ivy Drive
North, west on a nameless road to the west coast, and clockwise around north Al-
gonquin on a nameless coastal road or wide pedestrian path.

  Have Luis follow the Kibbutz' over a ramp to the barge east of the east end of
Obsidian St. (except the south end points south-southeast instead of south-
southwest as shown on the radar/maps), south-southeast off a ramp at the south
end to an identical barge not shown on the map, off a ramp at the south end to a
little closed barge, then south to a little open barge (about in the middle of
the trio of regular-sized barges shown on the map).

  (The ramps and barges are available otherwise except for the last barge.)

  The three men meet on the coast and the wanted level is gone.  Mori continues
to humor himself belittling Brucie.  Luis, his obligations to Mori ended, starts
to walk away but stops when Mori tells him he could be his assistant and learn.
Luis tells Mori he's the one who needs to learn and asks Brucie to teach him
manners.  Mori taunts Brucie till Brucie snaps and punches Mori in the nose.
Mori whimpers for Brucie's help as Brucie leads him away.

  100% Objectives
  Complete the mission in 5:15 or less
  Have less than 20% car damage
  Reach 140 mph top speed
  Stay close to the Kibbutz brothers through the pursuit
      On PC you could use the Simple Trainer and press the right bracket key ]
      (the second key right of P) for occasional speed boosts.
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #18 - No. 3 [100%] (1080p)" by GTA Ser-
ies Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MySzpikcfU

  Luis gets $1,500.

  Henrique sends a text message--the F620 and Bullet GT are added to the cars
Luis can get by calling Henrique.
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396


  Tony Prince's missions cont.

  VIII.26  Not So Fast

  Have Luis go to Hercules to meet Tony.

  Troy, the bouncer, tells an uninterested Luis he expects a team to make a doc-
umentary about him and that they were going to make one "about this Puerto Rican
guy in Bohan but he disappeared."  This refers to Manny Escuela who's killed in
"Have A Heart" ("IV").  Troy says they want a documentary about a tough guy with
a heart.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Not_So_Fast

  Tony, stoned at Hercules, says the diamonds are being old soon at the Liber-
tonian.  (He says Gracie hasn't appeared to meet him which may imply that she's
been kidnapped in "I'll Take Her"--"IV.")  He suggests they put in a low bid and
take them but is so stoned he falls down.  Luis tells him he'll handle it on his
own.

  Have Luis drive to the Westminster helipad.  On the way, he calls Yusuf to ask
for permission to use the Buzzard and Yusuf says he can take it from the West-
minster helipad.  Have Luis fly it to the south roof of the Libertonian and
climb down the scaffolding on the west side to a window that overlooks the deal.

  (The protagonist of this deal and police raid in "IV" is Niko--"Museum
Piece"--and in TLaD is Johnny--"Collector's Item.")

  In a cutscene we see the deal between the Jewish mobsters and Niko and Johnny.
Luis kills Mori Green and the men scatter as an alarm goes off.  Luis finds
Isaac, knocks him, and takes the diamonds.

  (If you have Luis go right to the south balcony you can see Niko fight his way
south on the first floor yelling, "Don't f**k with me," etc.)
  "TBoGT - Not So Fast (All Possibilities)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdAvxIqONpU

  Luis has a four star wanted level.  You don't need to have him get in the
fight.  Have him climb back up to the roof and take off in the Buzzard.  He
calls Tony and tells him to meet him at the Westminster helipad.

  You need to have him destroy three Annihilators that attack with heat seeking
missiles but their aim isn't that good.

  The standard suggestion, which isn't very hard, is to have the Buzzard fly
west to the area of the Westminster helipad, have it hover and tip forward or
back as needed while using use the machine gun (Left Shift) or missiles (LMB) of
the Buzzard to destroy the three Annihilators.

  Thanks for Robert Rusk for this alternative strategy for people who don't fly
very well.  He recommends you use it in the day when sniping is easier.  Have
Luis land on the building at the Westminster helipad and use the Shotgun Ex to
shoot down two Annihilators.  This causes the third Annhilator to get stuck in
Alderney.  Have him find it, land to snipe the pilot, then get in his Buzzard to
cause the third Annhilator to become unstuck and crash.
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396

  On PC you can use a tip similar to the one noted for "Sexy Time"--you can use
the Airbreak function (F6) of the Simple Trainer to keep the Buzzard steady
while destroying Annihilators.

  Have Luis land at the Westminster helipad after destroying the three Annihila-
tors.  He gives Tony the diamonds and Tony says this time they go right in the
safe.

  100% objectives
  Perform the mission in 4:35 or less
  Have Luis take 20% or less damage
  Have the Buzzard take 80% or less damage
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #16 - Not So Fast [100%] (1080p)" by
GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3QyGz2ZP0E

  Luis gets $4,000.  You get the Diamonds Forever Achievement.

  Luis calls Yusuf to thank him and jokes that the gold paint job is stealth-
like.  Yusuf may not get the joke--he brags about the sneak attack ability of
it, anyway.


  VIII.27  Ladies' Night

  This mission precedes "She's a Keeper" ("IV").

  Have Luis go to Tony's place in Little Italy.

  Tony's upset that Gracie's been kidnapped, possibly by some guys at war with
her father, and feigns impending suicide with a gun.  Luis takes it, punches
Tony, and leads him out to find Gracie.

  Have Luis use Tony's black Schafter to drive him to the helicopter above the
west entrance to the Booth Tunnel in east Alderney.  On the way, Tony says it's
the Ancelotti's helicopter which they told him to use.  Luis indicates he knew
Tony faked the suicide attempt for attention because the gun safety was on.
Tony says they'll start looking for Gracie with some low lifes in Dukes--follow
them and see if they lead them somewhere useful.  Her father, based on something
Rocco told him, is blaming Tony and Luis for the kidnapping so they need to get
her back or die.

  Have Luis enter the Maverick and fly Tony over the area of the kidnapper's
car--the red blip on the radar/in-game map--on the west side of Savannah Ave.
south of Hancock St., Cerveza Heights (southwest of Meadows Park).

  In a cutscene we see Gracie's suspected kidnapper is Packie McReary who's
driving a red Comet.

  Packie's red blip disappears.  Have Luis fly low to follow Packie's Comet but
not too closely or you fail the mission.  You can press Caps Lock to toggle a
view that focuses on Patrick's Comet.
  "TBoGT - Ladies' Night (All Possibilities)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5kafYt7888

  Packie drives west on Middleton Ln. then Hancock St., south on Bunker Hill
Ave., northwest then west on Harrison St., west/north/west on the East Borough
Bridge, north on Union Drive East, west on Topaz St., south on Frankfort Ave.,
east on Quartz St., south on Columbus Ave., west on Jade St., north on Frankfort
Ave., and west north of Kunzite St. into the Booth Tunnel.

  You can have Luis wait near the north Booth Tunnel exit (by the helipad where
you had Luis get the chopper) for Packie's red Comet.

  Packie goes north on Rand Ave., west on Franklin St., north and west on Bridg-
er St., north on Sacramento Ave., east into a parking garage, west out of the
parking garage, south on Sacramento Ave., and east on the south side of Franklin
Ave. to the door of the place where Gracie's held east of the alley entrance.

  In one of the possible dialogues for the chopper stealth pursuit Tony says,
"The first thinga paranoid man looks for is a chopper," etc.  This refers to
Phil Bell in "IV" asking Niko if he was followed by surveillance helicopters
which in turn refers to Henry Hill (Ray Liotta, also Tommy Vercetti in VC) wor-
riedly looking for surveillance helicopters before he's busted near the end of
the movie "Goodfellas," 1990.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodfellas
  http://gta.wikia.com/Ladies'_Night

  (If you have Niko go drinking with Packie after "Three Leaf Clover," which
gave Packie the money to buy the Comet, Packie might refer to a chopper follow-
ing him.)
  http://gta.wikia.com/Ladies'_Night

  Have Luis fly Tony to the Booth Tunnel helipad.  As you do, Tony texts Don An-
celotti Gracie's location.  (Don sends gangsters to get her back at the start of
"She's a Keeper" prompting Niko to take her elsewhere.)

  100% Objectives
  Complete the mission in 8:50
  Have 0% helicopter damage
  Stay close to Patrick's Comet
  Stay reasonably low above Patrick's Comet
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #17 - Ladies' Night [100%] (1080p)" by
GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibT3zKCDIYQ

  Luis gets $4,500.

  Rocco calls--he says Tony owes money and is getting people pi**ed--find a way
to control him.  Rocco implies that Luis should leave him before it's too late.


  Yusuf Amir's missions cont.

  VIII.28  Caught With Your Pants Down

  Abdul Amir: Tony Mirrcandani  Tony played Isaac in a 2012 episode of the TV
series "Grey's Anatomy," Mr. Garang in a 2012 episode of the TV series "Emily
Owens M.D.," Walter Beaird in a 2013 episode of the TV series "Criminal Minds,"
Imam Khulus in three 2015 episodes of the TV series "American Odyssey," etc.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1176128/

  Jonelle: ?

  Have Luis go to Yusuf's place.

  Luis walks in on Yusuf dancing, waving a submachine gun around, and celebrat-
ing his wealth in his undershorts with a hooker named Jonelle.  Yusuf wants Luis
to get him a NOOSE tank (an APC).  When Yusuf's disapproving conservative father
Abdul Amir and his aide walk in Yusuf scrambles awkwardly to explain it, send
Luis and Jonelle away, then change the subject to his plans for Amir Towers.

  Have Luis get in the Super Drop Diamond parked out front.  Yusuf calls to tell
Luis to meet him in Star Junction.  Have Luis drive to the east side of Denver-
Exeter Ave. just north of Kunzite St. (by a Burger Shot).  Yusuf parks a gold
Swift in the middle of the intersection and tells Luis to get in.

  Have Luis fly the Swift southeast toward the APC carried by a Skylift--a big
carrier helicopter and the red blip on the radar/in-game map.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Skylift

  Once the Swift is near the Skylift Yusuf takes control of the Swift and tells
Luis to use an Advanced sniper to shoot the four yellow bolts on the APC to re-
lease the cables that connect it to the Skylift before it's delivered to the po-
lice station (in north Alderney).  Once you have Luis do that the APC drops to
the ground (and somehow isn't destroyed).  Yusuf tell Luis to go after the APC.

  Have Luis Parachute down to the APC (don't let him smack into the side of
something and die after getting those bolts loose) and get into it.  He gets a
four star wanted level and calls Yusuf who tells him to bring the tank back to
the lot but to not have an army of LCPD vehicles following him.

  Have Luis drive toward south Algonquin destroying any law enforcement vehicles
along the way.  Avoid nearby explosions since too many will set the APC on fire
and you'll fail the mission.  After destroying so many law enforcement vehicles
the wanted rating goes away.
  "TBoGT - Caught with your Pants Down (All Possibilities)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ePPyhBORhU

  Have Luis drive the APC to the building site on the west side of Flatfish
Place just south of Castle Tunnel, Castle Gardens, the south end of Algonquin.
Luis calls Yusuf who thanks Luis and takes the APC with a crane.

  100% objectives
  Complete the mission in 7:25 or less
  Have Luis take less than 50% damage
  Destroy six police cars with the APC
  Have the APC take less than 50% damage
  Have Luis use no more than ten shots to disconnect the APC
       This may only be true if you don't have a good GPU for your PC but I finally
       got this by aiming a bit to the right of each yellow connector.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Caught_with_your_Pants_Down
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #20 - Caught with your Pants Down
[100%] (1080p)" GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ga_7zl4w9o

  Luis gets $20,000.

  Armando's Gun Van sells the Advanced sniper for $4,750 and a magazine for
$200.  (You can also get it with the phone code 486-555-0100 and with explosive
rounds with the code 486-555-2526.  On PC you can get it with the Simple Train-
er.)


  Ray Bulgarin's missions

  VIII.29  Going Deep

  Galina Bulgarin: Ara Mot
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3687671/

  Have Luis go to Ray Bulgarin's house on the east side of Stillwater Ave. north
of Parr St., Meadows Hills, Dukes, to meet Ray and his aide Timur.

  Ray bought a middle class house to work from in which he also lets his com-
plaining sister Galina live and where he stores collector item rock music in-
struments.

  Ray says Marki Ashvilli won't him the hockey team The Rampage and instead has
turned a unit of NOOSE agents against Ray Bulgarin and Timur.  The NOOSE offic-
ers plan to plant a tracer on Bulgarin's Landstalker.  Ray wants Luis to help
him kill them so Ray can buy the team.

  Have Luis drive to the underground parking garage between Topaz St. and Sili-
con St. west of Bismarck Ave.  On the way, Bulgarin gives Luis Sticky bombs and
tries (and tries) to talk him into working for himself instead of Tony.

  Have Luis park the Landstalker in the space indicated by the marker.  Have him
throw a sticky bomb on the front grill if you have him park front first and back
if you have him park back first.  (Don't have him try to move the other cars or
a car alarm goes off and you fail the mission.  Don't have him plant explosives
where they could kill Bulgarin or Timur.  These Sticky bombs don't beep but if
you have Luis throw them where the agents can see them they may be alerted ear-
lier.)

  Have him crouch by a red Oracle with Bulgarin to be unseen by the corrupt
agents whom Bulgarin says run half the illegal drugs in town.  The agents arrive
a bit later in a NOOSE van and a FIB Buffalo and approach the Landstalker--one
tells another to plant evidence.  Have Luis detonate the bomb after Bulgarin
tells him to do it and a screen prompt appears.

  The corrupt agents are indicated by red blips on the radar/in-game map.  Bul-
garin and Timur are indicated by blue blips.

  Have Luis kill any corrupt agents left of the original eight, then the eight
agents from another couple of NOOSE vans, then the four agents from another
NOOSE van, then the four agents from a FIB Buffalo.  There are four corrupt
agents per vehicle.

  A corrupt agent or two may leave an Armor pickup when killed and there are
Sprunk vending machines for Health in the garage.

  Have Luis pick up Bulgarin and Timur who wait at the exit ramp.  As you have
him drive away you're prompted to lose the cops--you don't have a wanted rating
but you need to have Luis shake off the NOOSE van at the south exit and two FIB
Buffalos at the north exit.  (As an option you could have Luis kill the agents
in them then get rid of a wanted rating.)

  Have Luis drive back to Bulgarin's place in Meadows Hills.  On the way, Ray
keeps trying to talk Luis into working for himself instead of Tony but Luis re-
mains loyal to Tony.

  100% objectives
  Complete the mission in 6:30 or less
       Thanks to Robert Rusk for this strategy.  While waiting for the corrupt
       agents to arrive have Luis use the Rocket launcher to shoot the approaching
       vehicles, run forward till he can see the top of the entrance/exit ramp, and
       shoot each vehicle as it begins to go down the ramp.  Afterward have Luis
       detonate the Sticky bomb or Ray and Timur won't enter Luis' getaway car.
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396
  Have Luis take less than 50% damage
  Have Luis kill 20 enemies with headshots
  Have Luis attain 70% accuracy
  Have Luis destroy five vehicles
  Have him hide the bomb properly
  Have him kill the NOOSE and FIB agents with the bomb after Bulgarin tells him
to do so and a message with instruction appears in the corner of the screen

  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #19 - Going Deep [100%] (1080p)" by GTA
Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6axkvW7JZMU
  http://gta.wikia.com/Going_Deep

  Luis gets $2,000.

  Armando's Gun Van sells the Advanced MG for $7,550.

  A pickup for the Advanced MG appears in Luis' save place if you've completed
20 Drug Wars.

  You can have Luis call Bulgarin to hear Bulgarin make his work offer again and
hear Luis say he's thinking about it.
  "TBoGT - Going Deep (All Possibilities)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owOS9oPkdJQ

  Tony calls--he heard Luis was seen with some Russians and asks if Luis has
started working for the "dark side."  Luis says they must be mistaken and he'll
be in touch soon.


  VIII.30  Dropping In

  Timur: Glenn Fleshler  Glenn provided a Smilies voice for the 2003 game "Man-
hunt," played George Remus in nine 2011-2013 episodes of the TV series "Board-
walk Empire," Errol Childress in three 2014 episodes of the TV series "True De-
tective," the Police Captain in a 2014 episode of the TV series "The Knick,"
Dr. Cordell Doemling in three 2015 episodes of the TV series "Hannibal," etc.
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0281909/

  Have Luis go to Bulgarin's house.

  Timur is vamping on a distorted guitar chord and Bulgarin is using an AK47 to
play air guitar.  Bulgarin tries to draw Luis in to play drums but he's not in-
terested.  Bulgarin says the owner of The Rampage hockey team still refuses Bul-
garin's offers so Bulgarin wants Luis to go to the owner's offices in the MeTV
building and, he implies, kill the owner and his workers.  Luis resists the idea
but Bulgarin demands it.

  Have Luis drive Timur to the heliport at the south end of the Bus Lane in
Fishmarket South.  On the way, Timur reminds Luis that his job for Bulgarin is
to kill Marki Ashvilli--not show hospitality.  Unlike Bulgarin, small talk seems
to pi** Timur off.

  Have Luis jack the Maverick parked in the Higgins lot and fly Timur through
the red rings to an area high above Star Junction.  On the way, Timur gives Luis
a radio headset like the one Luis used in the Club Management missions.

  After Timur takes control of the chopper, press F to have Luis jump southwest
to the big red marker on the helipad on the roof of the MeTV building--the only
roof in the area with a helipad--by diving with W and opening the chute with the
LMB shortly before landing (Timur will give Luis a cue).

  Ashvelli's men, armed with at least SMGs and M4s, see Luis coming and prepare
to attack.  They move around so this is one possible order of events:

  Have Luis go down the stairs, through the yellow double doors, shoot the three
attackers at the far end of the hall, shoot the attack at the bottom of the
elevator shaft then jump down the shaft, shoot the three attackers in the hall,
go through the yellow double doors, shoot two attackers, g through the yellow
door, shoot the attacker in the stairwell, go down the stairs, ang go through
the wooden door into Ashvilli's offices.

  Have Luis shoot three attackers in the first office.  An alarm and the sprink-
ler system are activated.  Have Luis use the corner as cover and shoot through
the glass to kill three attackers who are in the conference room.  Have him
shoot Ashvilli (indicated by a red dot on the radar/in-game map) who falls back
out a window to the pavement below.

  Have Luis jump out a window.  Mainly use W to have him dive then deploy his
Parachute to have him land on the bed of Timur's Flatbed which slowly goes east
on Kunzite St.

  If Luis lands on the truck we see him get inside and Timur and Luis have their
usual contentious exchange.  Luis resents being Bulgarin's hitman and Timur
tells him to do what Bulgarin tells him to do.

  If Luis misses the truck two cars of attackers pursue him.  You can have Luis
kill them or go away quickly to lose them.
  "TBoGT - Dropping In... (All Possibilities)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26cvBCMOJDk

  100% objectives
  Complete the mission in 6:40 or less
  Have Luis take less than 40% damage
  Have accuracy of at least 70%
  Have Luis land perfectly in the MeTV roof marker
  Have Luis land perfectly on the bed of the truck
  Shoot Ashvilli out the window
  http://gta.wikia.com/Dropping_In
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #21 - Dropping In [100%] (1080p)" by
GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3aeLmi_uJM

  Luis gets $4,000.

  The Liberty Tree site has an article about the shootout at the offices of
Marki Ashvilli resulting in rival claims for the ownership of The Rampage.  A
similar report is made on Weazel News radio.

  Yusuf calls--he wants Luis to meet him at his construction site.


  Yusuf Amir's missions cont.

  VIII.31  For the Man Who Has Everything

  The title comes from the old question about gift buying: "What do you get for
the man who has everything?"

  Have Luis go to Yusuf's luxury hotel construction site on the west side of
Flatfish Place just south of Castle Tunnels, Castle Gardens, south Algonquin.

  Yusuf boasts of his wealth, this time how overindulgent and overpriced his ho-
tel will be, in an awkwardly trendy way again. (When Yusuf says they'll write a
Bible about it you can see a girder knock a worker from a roof in the upper left
corner of the screen.)  He wants Luis to drive him to his helicopter and says
he'll explain something on the way.

  Have Luis drive Yusuf to the marker on the east end of the Algonquin Bridge.
On the way, Luis gets some exploding shells for his shotgun.  Yusuf tells Luis
he wants him to steal a subway train for use in an underwater submarine train
exhibit.  Luis says that sounds real dumb and asks how you'd steal it.  Yusuf
tells him to disconnect the front car and Yusuf will handle the rest.

  Have Luis stand in the red marker on the south side of the southwest ramp of
four ramps at the east end of the Algonquin Bridge.  When you hear the horn of
the subway train, indicted by a blue blip on the radar/in-game map, passing be-
low have Luis jump over the ledge onto the southbound train.  (Actually, the
blue blip is only at Mohawk Ave. at that time.)

  This is sort of a rail shooter version of what it's like to have Luis fool
around using the Shotgun Ex between missions shooting down police helicopters,
etc.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoot_%27em_up#Rail_shooters

  Have Luis move ahead in a crouch to the first car while shooting down eleven
Police Mavericks and Annihilators (and an occasional police car or officer
that's at the side of or above the track).

  When an Annihilator hovers just a bit higher than the roofs of the cars aimed
right at Luis shooting machine guns at him press Left Ctrl to have him lie flat
to pass under the Annihilator or he'll die.  Press Left Ctrl again so he gets
back up into a crouch.

  Luis climbs down to uncouple the first car and hangs onto the back of it.  Yu-
suf has the Skylift grab the car, lift it off the track, fly it low so Luis can
safely drop to a baseball field west of the Pavillion Towers, then flies away
with it.

  See section I.6.c for how to jack the Skylift.  On PC it's easier to use the
Simple Trainer to just spawn one.  You can't carry things with it unless you use
the Simple Trainer to have it do that, anyway.
  "GTA 4 : Working Skylift Magnet" by ™The Dude Studios™
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5IXftp5BFg

  100% objectives
  Complete the mission in 4:20 or less
  Have Luis take less than 50% damage
  Have Luis lie flat under the Annihilator above Dillon Street
  Have Luis destroy eight Police Mavericks and Annihilators while on the train
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #22 - For The Man Who Has Everything
[100%] (1080p)" by GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFXa8L1pIpQ

  Luis gets $25,000.

  If you had Luis kill 50 Seagulls Yusuf sends a text message about the APC.
There's a permanent spawn spot for it at the "Y" icon in Yusuf's construction
site southwest of Flatfish Place, Castle Gardens, south Algonquin.

  Yusuf calls to say he wants Luis to have his car--a Super Drop Diamond (one of
the best cars in the game)--as a gift.  Yusuf says it has something fun in the
glove compartment.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Super_Drop_Diamond

  There's a permanent spawn spot for the Super Drop Diamond at the "Y" icon in
front of Yusuf's apartment building on the east side of Columbus Ave. south of
Pyrite St., Middle Park East, Algonquin.  Whenever Luis enters it he gets a Gold
SMG which is like an improved Micro SMG.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Gold_SMG

  Yusuf makes a follow-up call to see how Luis likes it and Luis thanks him very
much.
  http://gta.wikia.com/For_the_Man_Who_Has_Everything

  "TBoGT - For the Man Who Has Everything (All Possibilities)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O43vH9j7AeM

  The Liberty Tree site reports that pirates stole a subway car.


  Ray Bulgarin's missions cont.

  VIII.32  In the Crosshairs

  Have Luis go to Ray's house.

  Ray agrees with Luis that Tony has diamonds he got from the cook.  (Ray uses
his AK47 to shoot through the ceiling at his complaining sister--we're not sure
if she's hit or just scared.)  Ray wants the diamonds and Luis says he'll have
to ask Tony since they're Tony's.  Ray says he wants Luis to go cover Timur's
back while Timur talks to some people.

  Have Luis go to the marker at the front of a building on the west side of Den-
ver Ave. south of Feldspar St., Algonquin.

  Luis gets on the roof of the building and calls Bulgarin who has him look in a
bloody box to find the head of the cook who sold the diamonds to Tony.  Bulgarin
accuses Luis and Tony of colluding with the cook to steal from Bulgarin and,
despite Luis' denial of such knowledge about the diamonds, threatens to kill
Luis and Tony.

  Have Luis snipe to kill the four men sniping at him from nearby rooftops
(north, southeast, southwest, and west).

  Luis checks the door--it's locked.  A helicopter and several cars of attackers
approach.  You could have Luis continue to kill attackers or skip to the fire
escape escape described below.

  Have Luis use cover to shoot the handful of attackers on the roof to the west
and shoot down the Maverick with the Rocket launcher.  You could have Luis con-
tinue to kill attackers or skip to the fire escape escape described below.

  Have him go down the fire escape on the east side of the building onto scaf-
folding then down to the street, get a car, and drive out of the area. 

  100% objectives
  Complete the mission in 4:30 or less
  After you have Luis snipe the four snipers have him go down the fire escape on
the east side of the building onto scaffolding then down to the street, get a
car, and drive out of Little Italy.
  http://gta.wikia.com/In_the_Crosshairs
  Have Luis take less than 40% damage
  Have Luis kill 10 enemies with headshots
  Have Luis achieve 60% accuracy
  Have Luis use four sniper rifle shots to kill the four snipers
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #23 - In The Crosshairs [100%] (1080p)"
by GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b64sk9VhTZY

  Luis gets $6,000.

  Luis calls Tony--Bulgarin claims the diamonds are his, killed the cook, and
wants them dead.

  You can have Luis call Yusuf--a crazy Russian has the Cosa Nostra after Luis
and Tony and Yusuf's money won't help.  Yusuf says if there's anything he can do
just ask.

  Bulgarin calls--again Luis denies knowing who owned the diamonds but again
Bulgarin swears to kill Tony and Luis.  (I think Bulgarin is one of those hot
heads.)

  Bulgarin calls again--it goes about the same way as it did last time.


  Tony Prince's missions cont.

  VIII.33  Ladies Half Price

  This mission includes Luis' perspective on the events of "Diamonds Are a
Girl's Best Friend" ("IV")--the exchange of Gracie Ancelotti for the diamonds.

  Have Luis go to Maisonette 9.

  Luis tells Des to let Roman and Brucie into Maisonette 9.  Inside, Brucie
thanks Luis for how he handled Mori recently.  Brucie then seems to whisper a
homosexual suggestion into Luis' ear then makes heterosexual boasts to deny that
he's homosexual.  Tony has Luis follow him out of the club.

  Have Luis drive Tony to the coast east of Pier 45, Fishmarket South, southeast
Algonquin.  On the way, Tony says they're going to trade the diamonds for Gracie
as the kidnappers insist.  Either Mr. Ancelotti or Bulgarin will try to kill
them--they'll take their chances with Bulgarin's Russian mobsters.

  Have Luis use the nearby Squalo to take Tony to the Charge Island Sewage Works
at the southeast side of the island.

  Tony tells Luis they better make the trade or her father will kill them.  As
in "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend," the trade is made with Niko and Packie
but then ambushed by Russian mobsters.  Luis wards off attackers as they flee to
the Squalo.

  Have Luis reverse to shake off the mobster hanging onto the back of the
Squalo, shoot the attacker by the drums by the dock, then drive Tony and Gracie
back to the dock by Pier 45.  On the way, Luis knocks out Gracie who's yelling
for him to kill Niko and Packie and Luis tells Tony to tell her father she was
knocked out by a boating accident.

  (Theres a variety of things they say if you have Luis drive forward and take a
long time for the mobster to let go of the back of the boat.  If you have Luis
stop the Squalo the gangster climbs aboard and kills Gracie so you fail the mis-
sion.  After having Luis save Gracie you can send him back to kill Niko and
Packie without failing the mission.)
  "TBoGT - Ladies Half Price (All Possibilities)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi0Pd7y1tEw

  100% objectives
  Complete the mission in 3:35 or less
  Have Luis shake the Russian mobster off the Squalo in seven seconds
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #24 - Ladies Half Price [100%] (1080p)"
by GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyvpoMFlzOo
  http://gta.wikia.com/Ladies_Half_Price

  Luis gets $5,000.

  Tony calls--the city closed his clubs because he forgot to pay off the Cita-
del.

  Rocco calls--a rich Russian (Bulgarin) is talking with the old man (Giovanni
Ancelotti) and they're upset with Tony and Luis.  He tells Luis to meet him and
his Uncle Vincenzo in the public toilets in Middle Park.


  Rocco Pelosi's mission

  VIII.34  Party's Over

  Have Luis go to the public rest rooms (the rectangular "U"-shaped spot on the
radar/in-game map) in southern Middle Park, Algonquin.

  Luis meets Rocco Pelosi and his uncle Vince.  (Rocco and Vince took some of
Tony's money to pay off some of Tony's debt to the Ancelottis in "I Luv LC.")

  Rocco says Mr. Ancelotti's blaming the diamond problems for Gracie Ancelotti's
kidnapping ("Ladies Half Price").  Luis says Rocco brought heat onto the club so
it's understandable they blame Rocco.

  Rocco says the Algonquin Triads are still upset about the shootout reception
they got from Luis and Tony instead of the deal Rocco led them to expect ("Chi-
nese Takeout").  Luis says, "Again-fair enough."

  Rocco says the Russian (Bulgarin) told Ancelotti he wants the head of anyone
involved with the diamonds so now Ancelotti wants blood.

  Rocco says we can give him one body--Luis or Tony.  Rocco and Vince would ra-
ther work with Luis so Rocco tells Luis to kill Tony and Rocco and Luis will run
the clubs.  If not, Bulgarin is going to send his Russian gangsters to kill Luis
and Tony.

  Luis says he won't--he may kill Rocco and Vince, though.  Rocco says Luis, his
family, and dealers are dead if that's the case so think about it.

  Send Luis to Maisonette 9.

  (I mentioned that Vinnie sounds like Ray Machowski from "III" now he's meeting
the protagonist in a public rest room like Ray met Claude in "III."  While I'm
at it I might as well add that Tony's voice reminds me of Ken Rosenberg's voice
in VC and SA.)
  http://gta.wikia.com/Ray_Machowski
  http://gta.wikia.com/Ken_Rosenberg

  Give Luis full Health and Armor and ammo for the M4, Shotgun Ex, and Rocket
launcher and send him to Maisonette 9.  After a short talk with Dessie send him
to the marker on the bottom floor.

  The Russian hitmen have Assault rifles and SMGs and arrive in waves of five.
Have Luis mainly fire to keep attackers from getting to the bottom of the stairs
below him.  One might get through occasionally--have Luis turn back to kill them
then resume.

  The Management Only office has Health and Armor.

  Have Luis go outside and destroy four vehicles of attackers.
  "TBoGT - Party's Over (All Possibilities) [fixed-reuploaded]" by whatever-
57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQNRvAPn_Rc

  100% objectives
  Complete the mission in 4:30 or less
       Have Luis use the Rocket launcher with a lot of ammo in a replay.
  Have Luis take less than 90% damage
  Have Luis kill 25 enemies with headshots
       Have Luis use the Advanced MG.
  Have Luis achieve 75% accuracy
       Have Luis use the Advanced MG.
  Have Luis destroy four enemy cars
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #25 - Party's Over [100%] (1080p)" by
GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCrW4Ka_QKM

  Luis gets $5,000.

  The Liberty Tree and Weazel News web sites report the closing of Tony's clubs.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Party's_Over


  Tony Prince's missions cont.

  VIII.35  Departure Time

  In this mission Timur declares Dmitri Rascalov is dead so it takes place after
the events of "IV" and is the last mission of it and EfLC.
  http://gta.wikia.com/Departure_Time

  Have Luis go to Tony's apartment on the north side of Feldspar St. west of Co-
lumbus Ave., Little Italy, Algonquin.

  Luis and Tony discuss the fact that Luis shot Vince instead of Tony so the
Bulgarin and Ancelotti crime families are after Tony.  Luis has to defeat Bul-
garin's gang.

  Have Luis drive Tony to the alley on the south side of Crockett Ave. east of
Wappinger Ave., Firefly Island, Broker, because Tony says his less salubrious
(favorable to or promoting health or well-being) friends say Bulgarin has a her-
oin deal at Funland there.  Luis gets out of the car and tells Tony to wait for
him at the Monoglobe, Dukes.  Have Luis go south in the alley to the marker.
  http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/salubrious

  Timur says that now that (Dmitri) Rascalov is dead we (Bulgarin's mob) have
the sole claim to the junk (heroin).

  Have Luis kill Bulgarin's attackers as needed to destroy three duck statues
(green blips on the radar/in-game map) containing Bulgarin's heroin.  Red ex-
plosive tanks can be shot to help kill enemies.

  Thanks to Robert Rusk for the tip to have Luis go back to the north end of the
alley, climb onto the machine under the "SHOOT EM WIN!" sign on the west side of
the building, climb onto the roof of that building, then climb onto the roof
south of that for a view of most of the Russians.
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396

  Shooting an exploding tank can activate the music and motion of the revolving
ride with six arms each ending in a pair of blue pods and the music or noises
for various games or rides like the Shake Yo' Booty ship (the music for it is
"What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor?").
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunken_Sailor

  There's a First Aid kit on the wall by the northern of the first three duck
statues which is southwest of Crockett Ave./Oneida Ave.

  There's a hot dog vendor (if not scared away) just east of the north end of
the long pier that has a cross at the south end.  (Kill enemies who might follow
Luis so the vendor isn't scared away.)

  After you have Luis destroy the third duck statue (in an area with about nine
attackers) have him go to the marker for the prompt to get to the other side of
Funland where there's a red marker/radar blip.

  An Armor pickup appears nearby leaned against a ticket booth south of the ride
with six arms mentioned above and where the "M" of the Firefly Island "Memory
Lanes" is on the paper map.

  When you have Luis walk into the marker you get the prompt to "Destroy the
rest of the heroin shipment"--the last two statues of ducks at the green radar
blip.  There are about as many attackers around them.

  Timur tells Luis Ray is flying away but his men will kill you and your
friends.  Have Luis chase after Timur and kill him and his two guards, who run
down into a little north-south ped tunnel south of the south end of Wappinger
St., and get to the airport in two (game) hours.

  Have Luis get on the Bati Custom (one of the better 'cycles) indicated by a
blip on the radar/in-game map and go to the marker/radar blip at the east end of
Hickcock St. at the Broker-Dukes Expressway.  Luis doesn't have to take the GPS
route.  On the way, Yusuf calls--Luis explains his predicament and Yusuf offers
help.
  "TBoGT - Departure Time (All Possibilities)" by whatever57010
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USPneLDaXe8
 
  At the Broker-Dukes Expressway, Yusuf uses his Gold Buzzard to destroy a vehi-
cle of attackers.  Have Luis follow the GPS route to the airport while Yusuf de-
stroys the vehicles of attackers on the way.

  At the airport Yusuf wishes Luis good luck and flies away.  Have Luis speed
toward the red marker at the left rear side of Bulgarin's private jet.  Press
the lean forward key repeatedly to have the 'cycle go faster on a straightaway
and you can have Luis catch up with the jet after it makes a 90 degree turn to
the right.

  The stairway entrance is open so Luis climbs on and into the jet.  (This sec-
tion of the mission is similar to the SA mission "Stowaway.")

  Have Luis use cover to kill Bulgarin's three attackers who are at the front
of the seating area.  Have Luis kill Bulgarin--you can have Luis use a handgun
to perform an Execution of Bulgarin.

  Bulgarin drops a Grenade and part of the jet is blown off.  Luis jumps out
through the hole.

  Have Luis deploy his chute (LMB), aim him at the red blip on the radar which
is just south of the Monoglobe, and press S so he can make it there.  (The Mono-
globe is like a smaller version of the 12 story high Unisphere in Flushing Mea-
dows Park, Queens, NYC.)
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unisphere
  http://gta.wikia.com/Monoglobe

  The song heard during te glide is "No Security" by Kelis featuring The Crook-
ers (also available on the radio station Electro-Choc).
  http://gta.wikia.com/Departure_Time

  A homelesss man goes through the trash and finds the diamonds thrown into a
garbage truck in "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend" ("IV").  (You'd think the
diamonds would end up in a garbage dump not a trash bin in the park.)

  (The homeless man is Jerry Kapowitz.  He appears in "Clean Getaway" begging
Vladimir Glebov for change.  Jerry plans to take his wealth to Vice City and
start a gun shop and liquor store.  His claim to the diamonds was contested by
over 100 people but Mayor Julio Ochoa decided it would be impossible to verify
the claims so he let Kapowitz to keep the proceeds from the sale of the dia-
monds.  Jerry is the man seen during the closing credits celebrating his fortune
in the back yard of Bryce Dawkins' mansion in Westdyke, Alderney, with a bunch
of dancing women including the Unnamed Asian Woman seen in "Buyers Market,"
TLaD, and "Boulevard Baby," TBoGT.)
  http://gta.wikia.com/Unnamed_Asian_Woman
  http://gta.wikia.com/Jerry_Kapowitz

  Tony thanks Luis for ending his troubles and Yusuf joins them eager to join
Tony's club endeavor as they walk away together.

  As with TLaD, the end credits show scenes from the game.  One shows Mori and
Brucie boxing which may mean Brucie is better at asserting himself around Mori.

  100% objectives
  Complete the mission in less than 10:00
  Have Luis take less than 50% damage
  Have Luis kill 25 enemies with headshots
  Have Luis achieve 70% accuracy
  "GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Ending / Final Mission - Departure Time [100%]
(1080p)" by GTA Series Videos
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlQChG8F6n0

  Luis gets $10,000.  You get the Maestro Achievement.

  Luis is in front of Maisonette 9 with a Gold-SMG.  If you had Luis complete 50
Drug Wars the Gold-SMG spawns in his save place.

  Henrique sends a text message--you can have Luis call him for an APC.

  Yusuf sends a text message--the Buzzard has a permanent spawn spot on the West
River (at the "Y" icon at the Westminster helipad).

  Leta Lopez-Wilkinson sends an Email--were you involved in that crazy sh** in
the news?
  If you have Luis respond favorably he writes I ain't crazy, sis--I don't know
what you're talking about.

  Mori calls--he's sorry he was an a**hole.  But he says he now runs a kibbutz,
a commune, like a dictator.
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kibbutz

  Hercules and Maisonette 9 remain available.

  There's a Parachute pickup a few feet north of the Base Jump marker at the
Westminster Algonquin helipad.

  You can have Luis use his phone, go to Missions, see his scores for the main
missions, and replay them.  You can have him try to improve his scores--the
highest score in a category will remain.  "NR" stands for "New Rating."
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396


  VIII.36  100% Completion Score

  Complete 26 storyline missions ("I Luv LC" to "Departure Time"--you don't
       need to get 100% at each tested aspect of each)
  Kill 50 seagulls
  Win the Champagne Drinking contest in Maisonette 9
  Dance successfully in Maisonette 9 and Hercules
  Beat either Armando or Henrique at all of these: pool, darts, golf, and air
       hockey
  Take Henrique Bardas and Armando Torres to drinking, eating, and a strip club
       (There aren't markers for Split Sides or Perestroika in TBoGT)
  Win the L.C. Cage Fighters championship (6 rounds of 3 opponents each)
  Complete 8 Club Management activities in Maisonette 9

  Complete the encounters with 3 Random Characters
       Daisy--1 encounter
       Arnaud--2 encounters
       Margot--2 encounters

  Complete 25 Drug Wars
  Win 3 Triathlons
  Complete 15 Base Jumps
  http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/faqs/58396
  http://gtaforums.com/topic/430608-bogt-100-checklist/
  http://gta.wikia.com/100%25_Completion_in_The_Ballad_of_Gay_Tony

  Luis gets unlimited ammunition but it can't be saved--when you save the game
the ammo returns to the original maximum.


  VIII.37  Conclusion


  All done!